ieatcrayonz Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 For several years, it has been known that cow farts cause global warming. It is not just cows, but all mammals. Cows evidently fart the most because they take a lot of flack over the whole thing. I have been saying that we should kill all the mammals so that humans may live. Now this idiot is saying that we should stop eating meat. How dumb can he be? If we stop eating meat the cows will just keep reproducing and there will be farts everywhere. The real solution is to kill all mammals so that humans may live. If we kill them, we also get the meat for food. It seems to me that increasing meat eating would reduce global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 For several years, it has been known that cow farts cause global warming. It is not just cows, but all mammals. Cows evidently fart the most because they take a lot of flack over the whole thing. I have been saying that we should kill all the mammals so that humans may live. Now this idiot is saying that we should stop eating meat. How dumb can he be? If we stop eating meat the cows will just keep reproducing and there will be farts everywhere. The real solution is to kill all mammals so that humans may live. If we kill them, we also get the meat for food. It seems to me that increasing meat eating would reduce global warming. Here is a point to ponder...30+% of Americans are Obese .... The amount of flatulence those !@#$er produce with the cow farts should blaze a hole right through the ozone in no time at all I had to go to the hospital today for xrays and as I was in the waiting room, some older guy walked right by me and farted... for like 40 seconds. Each step brought on a 3 second blast...I held off laughing for as long as I could, but as soon as I saw this women in front me looking at me, it just came out....we could still hear blasts as he was going down the hallway. That was hysterical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Here is a point to ponder...30+% of Americans are Obese .... The amount of flatulence those !@#$er produce with the cow farts should blaze a hole right through the ozone in no time at all I had to go to the hospital today for xrays and as I was in the waiting room, some older guy walked right by me and farted... for like 40 seconds. Each step brought on a 3 second blast...I held off laughing for as long as I could, but as soon as I saw this women in front me looking at me, it just came out....we could still hear blasts as he was going down the hallway. That was hysterical Human farts do not contribute to global warming. It is only mammal farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Human farts do not contribute to global warming. It is only mammal farts. Whales are mammals. Ever see one of them fart? All I have to say is make sure you're not sailing past one when it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Human farts do not contribute to global warming. It is only mammal farts. Humans are mammals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Whales are mammals. Ever see one of them fart? All I have to say is make sure you're not sailing past one when it does. LOL.....dude that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 What makes farts stink FACTS ON FARTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Whales are mammals. Ever see one of them fart? All I have to say is make sure you're not sailing past one when it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Damn this is going to be juvenile but a fun thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Humans are mammals Great. Another hippy. Just what the board needs. Humans are the same as animals. We are no better or worse. We've heard it all before dude and guess what? Humans are better than animals, including mammals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Do you see all of that blue stuff surrounding the whale? It is called water. Do you know why the whale is surrounded by water? Because a whale is fish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Do you see all of that blue stuff surrounding the whale? It is called water. Do you know why the whale is surrounded by water? Because a whale is fish!!! Everyone knows the whale is from the snuffaluffagis family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Great. Another hippy. Just what the board needs. Humans are the same as animals. We are no better or worse. We've heard it all before dude and guess what? Humans are better than animals, including mammals. Brother Crayons I was merely pointing out that humans and animals are classified as mammals I have hunted both, literally and figuratively, and doubt I classify as a hippy though I'm unaware of any sub classifications which might include me Humans are better than animals, . Are you telling me your one of those Taliban sympathizers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Brother Crayons I was merely pointing out that humans and animals are classified as mammals I have hunted both, literally and figuratively, and doubt I classify as a hippy though I'm unaware of any sub classifications which might include me Humans are better than animals, . Are you telling me your one of those Taliban sympathizers? I am not a terrorist sympathizer because I realize humans are better than animals. Don't get me wrong, I realize that humans are not perfect and I won't defend terrorists or cry when they are killed. And yes, it is hard to see the difference between a mammal and a Canadian at times, but mammals are animals and people are not. Don't get me wrong, I think cows, deer, dogs, frogs, birds and other mammals can be beautiful and do not suport killing them in a cruel way, but if they must die so that we may live, so be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I am not a terrorist sympathizer because I realize humans are better than animals. Don't get me wrong, I realize that humans are not perfect and I won't defend terrorists or cry when they are killed. And yes, it is hard to see the difference between a mammal and a Canadian at times, but mammals are animals and people are not. Don't get me wrong, I think cows, deer, dogs, frogs, birds and other mammals can be beautiful and do not suport killing them in a cruel way, but if they must die so that we may live, so be it. ....Roger that, our views share some similarities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 For several years, it has been known that cow farts cause global warming. It is not just cows, but all mammals. Cows evidently fart the most because they take a lot of flack over the whole thing. I have been saying that we should kill all the mammals so that humans may live. Now this idiot is saying that we should stop eating meat. How dumb can he be? If we stop eating meat the cows will just keep reproducing and there will be farts everywhere. The real solution is to kill all mammals so that humans may live. If we kill them, we also get the meat for food. It seems to me that increasing meat eating would reduce global warming.No. Who or what is 20 Times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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