Alden Bulldog Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 http://www.nfltouchdown.com/what-type-of-g...orite-nfl-team/ Bills Ms. Bill hates men. It didn’t use to be that way. But many years ago, she had a string of brutal heartbreaks. It was one guy right after the other. Her wounds turned to scars, and a lot of color in her life turned gray. Afraid of getting hurt again, Ms. Bill now toils in mediocrity. She’s not in great shape but could be. She lives alone and is very close to her pets. She fills her free time by going to movies with a few good lady friends, and she draws sympathy by taking care of her mother and father, who aren’t nearly as decrepit as she wished. Because she spends so much time helping her parents, she’s decided that her older sister is selfish and that she hates her. At the insistence of a few friends and coworkers, Ms. Bill goes out on a date every blue moon. But she refuses to give anything a chance. In a lot of ways, Ms. Bill has shut off society. And society hasn’t really noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 LOL totally true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 http://www.nfltouchdown.com/what-type-of-g...orite-nfl-team/ Bills Ms. Bill hates men. It didn’t use to be that way. But many years ago, she had a string of brutal heartbreaks. It was one guy right after the other. Her wounds turned to scars, and a lot of color in her life turned gray. Afraid of getting hurt again, Ms. Bill now toils in mediocrity. She’s not in great shape but could be. She lives alone and is very close to her pets. She fills her free time by going to movies with a few good lady friends, and she draws sympathy by taking care of her mother and father, who aren’t nearly as decrepit as she wished. Because she spends so much time helping her parents, she’s decided that her older sister is selfish and that she hates her. At the insistence of a few friends and coworkers, Ms. Bill goes out on a date every blue moon. But she refuses to give anything a chance. In a lot of ways, Ms. Bill has shut off society. And society hasn’t really noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 http://www.nfltouchdown.com/what-type-of-g...orite-nfl-team/ Bills Ms. Bill hates men. It didn’t use to be that way. But many years ago, she had a string of brutal heartbreaks. It was one guy right after the other. Her wounds turned to scars, and a lot of color in her life turned gray. Afraid of getting hurt again, Ms. Bill now toils in mediocrity. She’s not in great shape but could be. She lives alone and is very close to her pets. She fills her free time by going to movies with a few good lady friends, and she draws sympathy by taking care of her mother and father, who aren’t nearly as decrepit as she wished. Because she spends so much time helping her parents, she’s decided that her older sister is selfish and that she hates her. At the insistence of a few friends and coworkers, Ms. Bill goes out on a date every blue moon. But she refuses to give anything a chance. In a lot of ways, Ms. Bill has shut off society. And society hasn’t really noticed. :unsure: :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I AM ms. Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I AM ms. Bill. I could have sworn you were Mr. Fancy Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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