Hardy Pyle Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 She's just started watching football (maybe watched 3 games so far this year) and I told her that I really enjoy the fact that she likes watching football with me....and this is what she has to say... "I'm glad you like it! Like I said, I don't really mind it b/c now I'm interested in seeing how Magehee? (I think his #'s 21, the guy who had the bad knee injury) I'm interested in seeing how he progresses and stuff like that. See if Bledsoe still sucks!!!! " ...god, I'm in love.....she even knows his number! And ALREADY knows Bledsoe sucks...and was asking what a "Hard Count" was.
stuckincincy Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 You are doing good. Study up on some recipies, mention and discuss them in passing, and if you are lucky you may end up getting rib roast cooked for you. Be sure to put the frozen green beans etc. into the pan in the spirit of mutualism, so as to keep this good thing going.
BRH Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 My wife went to several games with me before we were married, including a couple of freezing December games. She even once sat patiently and (I thought) raptly across a diner table from me one morning when (at HER request) I explained the intricacies of the K-Gun to her using silverware and various other table accoutrements. We were married in 1998. She has not been to a game, or even evinced an interest in attending one, since 1997.
Thailog80 Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 Just make sure no one else "sacks" her....
Guest BackInDaDay Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 ...and was asking what a "Hard Count" was. 118712[/snapback] So give her a 'hard count' and see if she jumps.
DeeRay Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 god, I'm in love.....she even knows his number! And ALREADY knows Bledsoe sucks...and was asking what a "Hard Count" was. A hard count? Ah, yes... that is when bledsoe gets sacked and the referee stands over him as he lays on the turf and begins the count. If bledsoe beats the count to 10 he gets another down... unless it's on 4th down. Also, the "3 knockdown" rule is waived in the NFL.
babyrock Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 dont trust girls who dont like football, or worse, girls who pretend to like football but can't answer the simplest question (i.e. how many point is a field goal). girls who like football are a special breed of person, but obv im a little partial...
Pete Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 I went with this girl for 4 years- she was a great girl. I quizzed her all the time on the Bills and she knew her stuff. I would say who is number #91- Jeff Wright. #34? #56.
Thailog80 Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 I went with this girl for 4 years- she was a great girl. I quizzed her all the time on the Bills and she knew her stuff. I would say who is number #91- Jeff Wright. #34? #56. 119138[/snapback] 91,34,56 those were her measurements weren't they?
BillsGuyInMalta Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 Ready for this? A girl that I've been seeing for the last few months is a diehard Patriots fan.
Pete Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 91,34,56 those were her measurements weren't they? 119174[/snapback] Man that would be some serious curves! Not my type though. I like nice athletic bodys. Skiiers, swimmers, gymnasts...
Thailog80 Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 Man that would be some serious curves! Not my type though. I like nice athletic bodys. Skiiers, swimmers, gymnasts... 119181[/snapback] I hear ya man.
Terry Tate Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 ...god, I'm in love.....she even knows his number! And ALREADY knows Bledsoe sucks...and was asking what a "Hard Count" was. 118712[/snapback] Don't marry her unless she can pass a 140-question Buffalo Bills test. And don't ever let her touch your records.
Nanker Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 You've got to do the manly thing and teach her what the game's all about. You can show her how bad Bledsoe sucks by acting out a few plays with her. You be Bledsoe, and she can be Teague. First though, you've got to teach her how to hike the ball to you. Of course you'll have to start out slowly, very slowly. After a few dozen hikes of the ball you'll be able to critique her technique and she'll know first hand how good or bad Bledsoe is. And, she'll get to know what a good performer YOU are.
Guest shane conlan Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 f all this noise. i dont want a girl who's interested in football, its only a matter of time til she forms "OPINONS", and tries to "EXPRESS" them, and its unfortunate but she'll know about as much as a 9-year-old. and then instead of having some guy-time, and some peace and quiet, you got your girl/wife in your ear going "how come they suck so bad!?!?" "Why didnt he throw it??" cause its a running play SHUT-UP! i want a girl who's interested in COOKING while the games on. honey, go do something else, footballs on. or even shopping, go head, get outta the house with the girls, the boys are gonna drink and smoke and swear and watch the game. you dont HAVE to be into the same things and spend every minute together to be a happy couple. My parents were HARDLY the old fashioned couple, both in rock bands since the 1960s, but my dad and i would go to the games and by the time we got home on sunday evening... DINNER! my mom couldve cared less about football, and thats fine. believe me, ive dated many girls into football and many who didnt even know what a football looked like. find the ones who arent into it
Guest shane conlan Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 for proof im right see the "this chick needs to stop screaming on MNF" thread. she should be at home.
Ramius Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 Ready for this? A girl that I've been seeing for the last few months is a diehard Patriots fan. 119180[/snapback] how...could...you...you...traitor!!!!!!!! my girl is an eagles fan...she called yesterday and this is what she says... her: hi, how are your bills doing me: $%$#&^% stevestojan, i hate the pats and tom brady her: oh i'm sorry that they are losing so bad, if it makes you feel any better my dawgs (UGA) got their asses kicked too me: $%$#&^% stevestojan, i hate the pats and tom brady...and yah i saw your dwags lose, thats too bad her: i know it really sucked, the game was horrible, so i know how you are feeling about the bills... me: $%$#&^% stevestojan, i hate the pats and tom brady, and if i hafta watch bledsoe play like this anymore i am going to throw the table through the bar window... her: you have anger issues... me: $%$#&^% stevestojan, i hate the pats and tom brady... her: well if you want, i can make you feel better... me: $%$#&^% stevestojan, i hate the...WHAT?!?
ubhockey Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 I'm am by far the luckiest man in the world. My girlfriend is not only beautiful but is the most well versed chick in just about every sport except basketball ... which I myself hate. She knows players, kickers, player numbers, positions, coaches, owners, good fantasy players from bad fantasy players. It scares me at times.
IBTG81 Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 I'm am by far the luckiest man in the world. My girlfriend is not only beautiful but is the most well versed chick in just about every sport except basketball ... which I myself hate. She knows players, kickers, player numbers, positions, coaches, owners, good fantasy players from bad fantasy players. It scares me at times. 119514[/snapback] I hear ya...Mine too. She's even beating me at the football pool I have at work.
Guest Guest Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 I hear ya...Mine too. She's even beating me at the football pool I have at work. 119520[/snapback] Same here except my wife of 26 years is a die hard NJ Giants fan Needless to say I haven't won a argument since Super Bowl XXV She dose loves the Sabres though Once we even drank with The French Connection at Rick Matians Slap Shot in Niagara Falls would this be a good place to make the "doing it doggie style so we can both see the hockey game" joke give a whole new meaning to "he shoots he scores"
Recommended Posts