Yeah, but does he enjoy a really good steak?

[Beerball]

Master cow taster

[Chef Jim]

No big deal it's easy. Here's the process. Cut into a steak and if it:

 

Bitches- Female

Asks for a beer - Male

Writes about it on Facebook - Young calf

Gets grumpy - Old bull

Shivs you back - Black angus

Threatens to put you to sleep with the fishes - Jersey cow.