Beerball Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job Missouri needs an eight-member cougar team because it, like other nearly cougarless states, has a bad case of "cougar hysteria," as Mr. Beringer puts it. Of the 765 cougar reports Missouri has received since 2005, only two have been verified. So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties... Oh...not that kind of cougar...
Wooderson Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Oh...not that kind of cougar... Haha, that's what I was thinking...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Why don't they just establish a "Cougar Town", where cougars can gather and hunt as they please? Take that as you like...
billsfan89 Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 It reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where they have a bear in Springfield and they enact the bear patrol even though there are clearly no bears around and Homer doesn't get that the bear patrol is doing nothing.
stuckincincy Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties... Pay your taxes and don't impugn your betters - civil service workers employed for life.
Just Jack Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 It reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where they have a bear in Springfield and they enact the bear patrol even though there are clearly no bears around and Homer doesn't get that the bear patrol is doing nothing. Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax. Lisa: That's Home Owners tax, Dad.
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