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Do not attempt to adjust the picture.

We are controlling transmission.

If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.

If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.

We will control the horizontal.

We will control the vertical.

We can roll the image; make it flutter.

We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

 

For the next 4 years, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.

 

We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the obama limits.

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http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=113347

 

Do not attempt to adjust the picture.

We are controlling transmission.

If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.

If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.

We will control the horizontal.

We will control the vertical.

We can roll the image; make it flutter.

We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

 

For the next 4 years, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.

 

We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the obama limits.

 

Little different from the Bush Administration's policy, really...except that this administration's friendly about it.

 

And really...I'm not sure who's controlling who this time around.

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Little different from the Bush Administration's policy, really...except that this administration's friendly about it.

 

And really...I'm not sure who's controlling who this time around.

 

aw c'mon man. you gotta at least appreciate the pop culture reference

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I take it you're not a fan of the Outer Limits?

 

Was a good show. Not as good as Twighlight Zone, but a decent Sci Fi series

 

 

No. I actually like the Outer Limits... I catch the old 60's reruns here in Chicago when I am on midnights... On MeTV.

 

This is TSW/PPP, I just figured I would say something contrary... :P:lol:

 

Actually when it comes to cop shows, I also catch The Naked City... I find that good as old shows come... I like see all stars they have in it making small time roles before they became famous... Like Dustin Hoffman for example.

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