Ramius Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I think the best way to solve the current dilemma that is the Buffalo Bills is simply to cryogenically freeze Ralph Wilson. 1. This keeps Ralph "alive" ensuring the team wont be sold and will remain in Buffalo. 2. This effectively removes Ralph's meddling in the day-to-day input of the running of the franchise. It gives us the best chance to improve with him not making decisions. Russ Brandon can take over as acting team president. He's smart enough to hire a competent GM, new coach, and will no longer have Ralph to answer to, freeing him to run the team as he pleases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head". We'll just wait until he's napping. We can even put his Taurus in storage so he can feel more "at home" should we ever decide to thaw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRM33064 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Would we have to thaw DJ first, or does he remain frozen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pioniere Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 His brain already *is* cryogenically frozen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here. The frozen head of Ted Williams wants its tuna can back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 And use his head as a hockey puck? Feeling a wee bit disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 This was done already. Did anybody see Wilson on TV during th last "game"? There was NO Movement whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 This was done already. Did anybody see Wilson on TV during th last "game"? There was NO Movement whatsoever.I saw drool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I saw drool He was thawing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted William's frozen head Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head". Watch it. It is cramped enough in here already. Can somebody get me a blanket,and a cup of hot chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted William's frozen head Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here. .......Did somebody call me????????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Speaking of Heads....remember this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts