Ramius Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I think the best way to solve the current dilemma that is the Buffalo Bills is simply to cryogenically freeze Ralph Wilson. 1. This keeps Ralph "alive" ensuring the team wont be sold and will remain in Buffalo. 2. This effectively removes Ralph's meddling in the day-to-day input of the running of the franchise. It gives us the best chance to improve with him not making decisions. Russ Brandon can take over as acting team president. He's smart enough to hire a competent GM, new coach, and will no longer have Ralph to answer to, freeing him to run the team as he pleases.
Mike in Syracuse Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head".
Ramius Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head". We'll just wait until he's napping. We can even put his Taurus in storage so he can feel more "at home" should we ever decide to thaw him.
MRM33064 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here.
Mr. WEO Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Would we have to thaw DJ first, or does he remain frozen?
pioniere Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 His brain already *is* cryogenically frozen....
theesir Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here. The frozen head of Ted Williams wants its tuna can back.
AJ1 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 And use his head as a hockey puck? Feeling a wee bit disrespectful.
Astrobot Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 This was done already. Did anybody see Wilson on TV during th last "game"? There was NO Movement whatsoever.
billfan63 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 This was done already. Did anybody see Wilson on TV during th last "game"? There was NO Movement whatsoever.I saw drool
Ted William's frozen head Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I'm not certain but I think technically he has to be dead first. If/when that happens I shall change my name to "Ralph Wilson's Frozen Head". Watch it. It is cramped enough in here already. Can somebody get me a blanket,and a cup of hot chocolate?
Ted William's frozen head Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The frozen head of Ted Williams just chimed in, and even he (it?) can't believe Jauron is still here. .......Did somebody call me?????????????????????????
In space no one can hear Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Speaking of Heads....remember this one?
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