IDBillzFan Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Now we got JW replying to the thread! Now its a party. Hamden.....I will tell you exactly what I would do.....and even though I am now older...... I would wait for the opportunity for 6 year senior and singapore to come in showing attitude.....then I would walk right up into the middle of them and say...... I have tried to get along....but today.....just TODAY I am going act like the rest of you @ssholes. I would then walk to the door and say.....lets take this outside and settle this @hit. And then after that I dont want any hard feelings....but we are going to get this fixed today! Now....maybe you get your butt kicked....maybe you get your but kicked but get some good licks in and feel better anyway....or maybe you live with a house full of @ussies who wont take you up on your offer. But I can almost guarantee you will feel better....and you will be more respected.....or more feared....and and then you can deal with them from a stance of strength instead of weakness and THEN show them the compassion of sharing your cookies and showing what a great guy you are instead of sticking your head in the sand and hope they take your cookies as a token of appeasement. I am telling you right now..if this was me....it would be ON. Hamden, If you follow this advice, you'll still have your problem only this time you'll have your ass kicked on top of it. Listen to what wawrow says before he starts drinking and changes his mind.
Dante Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 When I read this I thought of this thread. The first one,"#10" is probably the weakest. They get stronger as they go so read them all. The tenth one, '#1" is the best and reminds of the college roommate thing.
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Like I said - HR is a long time poster here, and as such he deserves some loyalty, and an expectation to not unduly suffer cheap shots. Who the !@#$ are you kidding? Any long-time poster here knows before posting something like this that they ARE going to unduly suffer cheap shots.
Delete This Account Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Hamden, If you follow this advice, you'll still have your problem only this time you'll have your ass kicked on top of it. Listen to what wawrow says before he starts drinking and changes his mind. thanks for that. i won't change my mind with one or 20 drinks. Hamden's got to get a grip and realize that not everyone's going to like him. best bet is to find people who do and hang around with them, ignore the at home baloney, quit being a drama queen and learn how to say "no," every once in a while. jeez louise, it took how many posts for this? i don't give two hoots who gives a flying crap about my stories, so long as they're correct and true to what i see. same approach to life. screw 'em all's my motto ... heh, heh. jw
stuckincincy Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Listen to what wawrow says before he starts drinking and changes his mind. Please. In the spirit of camaraderie, he once related a story of imbibing whiskey. Don't be a snot and spread crap. Got it? Good.
IDBillzFan Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Hamden's got to get a grip and realize that not everyone's going to like him. jw I told him the same thing about 9 pages ago. Stop caring what people think of you and life is much more enjoyable. Please. In the spirit of camaraderie, he related a story of imbibing whiskey. Don't be a snot and spread crap. Got it? Good. Ummm, even wawrow knows I'm busting nuts. Got it? Don't care.
stuckincincy Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 I told him the same thing about 9 pages ago. Stop caring what people think of you and life is much more enjoyable. Ummm, even wawrow knows I'm busting nuts. Got it? Don't care. Sure you do. You replied. Point being, an innocent lamb seeing what you posted, may take it as gospel and not as nut-busting. And spread this or that; nuance is an acquired taste. The fellow is in the public eye.
Delete This Account Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Sure you do. You replied. Point being, an innocent lamb seeing what you posted, may take it as gospel and not as nut-busting. And spread this or that; nuance is an acquired taste. The fellow is in the public eye. i appreciate your concerns, Cincy. but it's ok. it's regarded as a badge of honor among us ink-stained wretches to be considered a drinker. and the fact that Hunter S. Thompson is counted among my heroes, and Chuck Buchowski running a close second, well, that might well say it all. there is no slander or libel when it's true, so LABillzFan is on firm ground. i am, however, not a drunk, merely an imbiber with a well developed liver. jw
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 i appreciate your concerns, Cincy. but it's ok. it's regarded as a badge of honor among us ink-stained wretches to be considered a drinker. and the fact that Hunter S. Thompson is counted among my heroes, and Chuck Buchowski running a close second, well, that might well say it all. there is no slander or libel when it's true, so LABillzFan is on firm ground. i am, however, not a drunk, merely an imbiber with a well developed liver. jw I was going to say... You're a writer. Calling you sober would be more insulting.
IDBillzFan Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 i appreciate your concerns, Cincy. but it's ok. it's regarded as a badge of honor among us ink-stained wretches to be considered a drinker. and the fact that Hunter S. Thompson is counted among my heroes, and Chuck Buchowski running a close second, well, that might well say it all. there is no slander or libel when it's true, so LABillzFan is on firm ground. i am, however, not a drunk, merely an imbiber with a well developed liver. jw I spent my first years out of college as a journalist for a small paper in NC. I was a fool to think my best drinking was done in college.
thebug Posted October 20, 2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Now we got JW replying to the thread! Now its a party. Hamden.....I will tell you exactly what I would do.....and even though I am now older...... I would wait for the opportunity for 6 year senior and singapore to come in showing attitude.....then I would walk right up into the middle of them and say...... I have tried to get along....but today.....just TODAY I am going act like the rest of you @ssholes. I would then walk to the door and say.....lets take this outside and settle this @hit. And then after that I dont want any hard feelings....but we are going to get this fixed today! Now....maybe you get your butt kicked....maybe you get your but kicked but get some good licks in and feel better anyway....or maybe you live with a house full of @ussies who wont take you up on your offer. But I can almost guarantee you will feel better....and you will be more respected.....or more feared....and and then you can deal with them from a stance of strength instead of weakness and THEN show them the compassion of sharing your cookies and showing what a great guy you are instead of sticking your head in the sand and hope they take your cookies as a token of appeasement. I am telling you right now..if this was me....it would be ON. Dude with your luck you would trip down the stairs on the way out and smash your head on the pavement and end up in a coma.
Stussy109 Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 I'm really hoping "home-made cookies" is code for a punch in the face......if somebody was being a complete douche bag to me because I wouldn't drive him around and buy him beer, i wouldn't bake him cookies. I'd punch him in the mouth then take a dump in his pillowcase. Grow some balls Martha Stewart. Right, then you get arrested for assault and battery and have a felony on your record because your room mate didn't like you so u punched him in the face
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 are you alive Hamdan? Someone send soap-on-the rope stat! Sorry... I couldn't help.
Lori Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 i appreciate your concerns, Cincy. but it's ok. it's regarded as a badge of honor among us ink-stained wretches to be considered a drinker. and the fact that Hunter S. Thompson is counted among my heroes, and Chuck Buchowski running a close second, well, that might well say it all. there is no slander or libel when it's true, so LABillzFan is on firm ground. i am, however, not a drunk, merely an imbiber with a well developed liver. jw I was going to say... You're a writer. Calling you sober would be more insulting. I spent my first years out of college as a journalist for a small paper in NC. I was a fool to think my best drinking was done in college. What they said.
stuckincincy Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 I spent my first years out of college as a journalist for a small paper in NC. I was a fool to think my best drinking was done in college. We are all in need of another cathartic insult thread...
Delete This Account Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 We are all in need of another cathartic insult thread... or a couple'a drinks or 12, eh! :censored: :censored: ... etc. jw
tennesseeboy Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 I once watched a prison tv show called OZ where a bunch of guys had to learn to live together in prison...kind of like a dorm with shivs. Now the point is that when there was a problem you just got one of them alone and sodomized them or shivved them in the yard. Sodomizing sounds a little drastic, and not very healthy :...but shivving one or two of the mo-fo's would almost certainly gain the attention and respect of the other guys. Just a little suggestion.
John from Riverside Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 Dude with your luck you would trip down the stairs on the way out and smash your head on the pavement and end up in a coma. Tru dat but even then the problem would be solved because I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore......
EndZoneCrew Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 Hide an open can of tuna between the boxspring and the mattress in all of their rooms.....if that doesn't work, invite the entire EZC over for a Bills game. Everytime the Bills screw something up, we all are going to stare at your roomies until they feel uncomfortable.....if that doesn't work.....send an anynomous letter to immigration about threats your roomie has made about Obozo
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