tennesseeboy Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences.
John Cocktosten Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences. Coach's daughters are always easy!
Wooderson Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Coach's daughters are always easy! I like turtles.
nucci Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences. Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park.
John Cocktosten Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park. love the bitterness!
tennesseeboy Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park. As long as its not Sunday in the "Orchard" Park! God I'd hate to have paid actual dollars to see that game. And I was a bills fan through the Dan Darragh era, the Bills team that got us the draft pick for OJ Simpson. Its hard to see such dumbass football week after week.
billsfan_34 Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences. Who cares? I humped my dog..not sure I would start a thread here about it.
RayFinkle Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park. I care. What movie did you see? Was it any good?
Beerball Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences. pic?
Beerball Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park. apparently you haven't yet come to grips with the reality of your Buffalo Bills.
Gary M Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 For the first time in many years I went out on a nice fall morning with a date over the mountains into Asheville, attended services, had a wonderful lunch in an open air restaurant and attended a movie (not all that good a movie) at 1:20. My date (whose dad was a quarterback at Auburn and coach and was a bit of a tomboy and football fan) asked if I wanted to see the Bills play. I said no I'd rather spend the afternoon with you...earning some credits. After the movie there was a sports bar across the way and she said "let's go watch your Bills!" I went. 4th quarter 3-3. A few minutes later the game was over and as we walked out to drive home, she said "I think you might want to find another football team...they're kind of the Vanderbilt of the NFL" Vanderbilt was apparently the whipping boy of the SEC for a long while. For those of you who actually watched the whole game...my condolences. Did you score?
Cugalabanza Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Obvious question: Did you get to do to your date what Ralph and his stooges have been doing to Bills fans for the last decade?
Hossage Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Coaches daughters are one thing, but the ministers daughter is always the best lay in town. Its cliche, but true.
tennesseeboy Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 I care. What movie did you see? Was it any good? "Bright Star"...it sucked. Slow and tedious and without any real energy or imagination. Wait a minute..it was kind of like the Bills game! Others liked it, but it just didn't do anything for us. I guess it is getting great reviews.
Beerball Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Obvious question: Did you get to do to your date what Ralph and his stooges have been doing to Bills fans for the last decade? yeah, she left disappointed and wanting more
kegtapr Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Not sure anyone cares what you did yesterday. I'm sure there is a message board for Sundays in the Park. And yet, this is the most interesting and informative post I've read today.
John Cocktosten Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 As long as its not Sunday in the "Orchard" Park! God I'd hate to have paid actual dollars to see that game. And I was a bills fan through the Dan Darragh era, the Bills team that got us the draft pick for OJ Simpson. Its hard to see such dumbass football week after week. A Sunday in OP watching ineptitude at it's finest or a Sunday out with the toothless folk of Tennesse? I say it's a toss up.
RayFinkle Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 "Bright Star"...it sucked. Slow and tedious and without any real energy or imagination. Wait a minute..it was kind of like the Bills game! Others liked it, but it just didn't do anything for us. I guess it is getting great reviews. I would assume that means no gratuitous nudity?
tennesseeboy Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 I would assume that means no gratuitous nudity? Both the bills game AND Bright Star would have benefitted greatly with a little gratuitous nudity.
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