BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 That's right. The coach that is bringing you a fourth straight losing season, his sixth, going back to Chicago, may be adding to his resume. An eight game division losing streak is quite impressive. 3-11 in your last 14 is an accomplishment. But wouldn't it be great to coach the only team that the Browns have defeated in their last 14 games (both at RWS)? Go for the gusto, I know you won't let us down DICK! Link
The Senator Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Just checked the weather report - looks like there's no excuses-in-the-making there... link
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Author Posted October 7, 2009 Just checked the weather report - looks like there's no excuses-in-the-making there... link Trent throwing into an 11 mph wind is a slight cause for concern.
The Senator Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Trent throwing into an 11 mph wind is a slight cause for concern. Yes, but Jauron will defer possession on the kickoff - keeping the ball out of 'Trenters' hands as long as possible, will defend the leeward end of the field - counting on having the wind at his back in Q4 for that game-winning FG-attempt, and will not allow Trenters to throw until the 4th quarter - when the game is hopelessly out of reach. Cripes, I don't even need to watch the game - I already know how it's gonna go
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Author Posted October 7, 2009 Yes, but Jauron will defer possession on the kickoff - keeping the ball out of 'Trenters' hands as long as possible, will defend the leeward end of the field - counting on having the wind at his back in Q4 for that game-winning FG-attempt, and will not allow Trenters to throw until the 4th quarter - when the game is hopelessly out of reach. Cripes, I don't even need to watch the game - I already know how it's gonna go As well as the press conference - " Would we have liked to win the game, certainly. Obviously we're very disappointed right now. The guys worked hard in practice. We just need to make a few more plays. We'll study the film on Monday, try to correct some mistakes, and move on". AARRRGGGHHHH!!!
BuffaloBill Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 As well as the press conference - " Would we have liked to win the game, certainly. Obviously we're very disappointed right now. The guys worked hard in practice. We just need to make a few more plays. We'll study the film on Monday, try to correct some mistakes, and move on". This is a pre-recorded statement and I am just a droid that appears to be human. Fixed
RyanC882 Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Pathetic. We will win, esp since the Browns won't have their best player. Then, after we win, Ralph will extend DJ for another three years.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Author Posted October 7, 2009 This is a pre-recorded statement and I am just a droid that appears to be human.Fixed It's funny you say that. I've often wondered, if in the ultimate cost-cutting measure, Ralph has created an animatronic robot as a head coach. It would explain the lifelessness, lack of emotion, delays in decision making, and the tendency to practice indoors during inclement weather.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Author Posted October 7, 2009 God I hate The Bills. They suck. My sarcasm detector just lit up like the fourth of July.
The Big Cat Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 My sarcasm detector just lit up like the fourth of July. I was just trying to fit in, for once.
DC Tom Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Fixed It's funny you say that. I've often wondered, if in the ultimate cost-cutting measure, Ralph has created an animatronic robot as a head coach. It would explain the lifelessness, lack of emotion, delays in decision making, and the tendency to practice indoors during inclement weather. Actually, I think any electronic device would make quicker decisions than Jauron. Unless you're postulating the Jauron-bot has some sort of mechanical or hydraulic decision engine.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 7, 2009 Author Posted October 7, 2009 Actually, I think any electronic device would make quicker decisions than Jauron. Unless you're postulating the Jauron-bot has some sort of mechanical or hydraulic decision engine. The droid was funded by RW after all.
Guffalo Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Unless you're postulating the Jauron-bot has some sort of mechanical or hydraulic decision engine. Ralph splurged on the coal fired steam engine version for his Jauronobot
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