Underdog Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries away I always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building.
dib Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 4. watching paint dry 5. attending a wake 6. narcolepsy
keepthefaith Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries awayI always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building. His coaching style compares favorably to most of the policies of the current Whitehouse.
eSJayDee Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I thought you were gonna break into song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 Maybe this should go in the 40th anniversary thread OTW.
BillnutinHouston Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 DJ compares VERY favorably to the situation in this country on the day that China decides to stop lending us money.
damj Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 DJ's coaching compares favorably to repeatedly whacking yourself in the forehead with a ball peen hammer.
Heels20X6 Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 His coaching style compares favorably to most of the policies of the current Whitehouse. which are essentially the same policies of the previous Whitehouse.... Which is the same as another 7-9 season.
Ramius Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Watching dickless jauron coach is akin to getting a colonoscopy with a rusty pipe.
macaroni Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Running a marathon while wearing a burlap thong
keepthefaith Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries awayI always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building. Compares favorably to Hank Bullough (I think). DJ actually reminds me a lot of Kay Stephenson.
Fan in Chicago Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 DJ's coaching compares favorably to repeatedly whacking yourself in the forehead with a ball peen hammer. I like the game gear in your avatar. Perhaps the only way to get the message across to RW.
Fan in San Diego Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Running a marathon while wearing a burlap thong Ouch ! How about dragging your nut sack across a cheese grater!
Cugalabanza Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 …watching a special made-for-tv version of Exit To Eden, with all the Dana Delaney nude scenes taken out and replaced with more footage of Rosie O'Donnell in her black leather dominatrix outfit.
Stevie Ray Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 I was thinking Rich Kotite. Thats an insult to Rich Kotite!
Guffalo Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Chewing on tinfoil while rubbing ballsack on a cheesegrater and soaking that freshly scraped ballsack in saltwater
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