Underdog Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries away I always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 4. watching paint dry 5. attending a wake 6. narcolepsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries awayI always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building. His coaching style compares favorably to most of the policies of the current Whitehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I thought you were gonna break into song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 Maybe this should go in the 40th anniversary thread OTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 DJ compares VERY favorably to the situation in this country on the day that China decides to stop lending us money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 DJ's coaching compares favorably to repeatedly whacking yourself in the forehead with a ball peen hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 ..the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 His coaching style compares favorably to most of the policies of the current Whitehouse. which are essentially the same policies of the previous Whitehouse.... Which is the same as another 7-9 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Watching dickless jauron coach is akin to getting a colonoscopy with a rusty pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Running a marathon while wearing a burlap thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Whenever there's a choice between crying the blues and laughing the worries awayI always try to remember that life is often incredibly unjust and deceptively short but laughter truly is the best medicine. In that spirit, I would like to hear what everyone thinks of what D##kless Jauron's coaching style compares favorably to... For me: 1. Root canals without anastetic. 2. Horrible divorce settlements. 3. Nailing my d##k to a burning building. Compares favorably to Hank Bullough (I think). DJ actually reminds me a lot of Kay Stephenson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffmonster Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Making out with a rusty fish hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Jerking off with barbwire gloves on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 DJ's coaching compares favorably to repeatedly whacking yourself in the forehead with a ball peen hammer. I like the game gear in your avatar. Perhaps the only way to get the message across to RW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was thinking Rich Kotite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Running a marathon while wearing a burlap thong Ouch ! How about dragging your nut sack across a cheese grater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 …watching a special made-for-tv version of Exit To Eden, with all the Dana Delaney nude scenes taken out and replaced with more footage of Rosie O'Donnell in her black leather dominatrix outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Trooth Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Shaving with a rusty spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was thinking Rich Kotite. Thats an insult to Rich Kotite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Chewing on tinfoil while rubbing ballsack on a cheesegrater and soaking that freshly scraped ballsack in saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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