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Posted
  DELLAPELLE JOHN said:

 

interested in your response....

Hippy #1: I got an idea

 

Hippy #2: what is it?

 

Hippy #1: Let's have a debate where we ramble on and on and try to sound smart. I can take one side of it and you can take the other. We can argue about something like really deep dude.

 

Hippy #2: Why?

 

Hippy #1: It is my best shot at getting laid.

 

Hippy #2: Let's do it.

 

Moderator Hippy: Any chance I can get in on the action guys? My beard makes me look distinguished.

Posted
  ieatcrayonz said:
Hippy #1: I got an idea

 

Hippy #2: what is it?

 

Hippy #1: Let's have a debate where we ramble on and on and try to sound smart. I can take one side of it and you can take the other. We can argue about something like really deep dude.

 

Hippy #2: Why?

 

Hippy #1: It is my best shot at getting laid.

 

Hippy #2: Let's do it.

 

Moderator Hippy: Any chance I can get in on the action guys? My beard makes me look distinguished.

 

Hippy #3 Oh man, I got the munchies

Posted
  /dev/null said:
Hippy #3 Oh man, I got the munchies

Hippy #2: Dude, get off the stage. We're trying to look smart so we can get laid by some chicks in the audience. Don't be a buzzkill. There are some Bugels in the green room.

Posted
  /dev/null said:
Hippy #3: Shouldn't this stage belong to everybody?

Moderator Hippy: Oh God darn it. I'm old and I'm never going to get laid again. :thumbsup:

 

Hippy #1: Don't say God. You're killing my debate points.

Posted

I'd venture to say that none of you watched past the first five minutes of the opening segment - there was no point, it was just the host and moderator in an orgy of self-congratulations. But if you had seen segments 2 on you would have seen that there is nothing particularly hippy about Sam Harris.

Posted
  finknottle said:
I'd venture to say that none of you watched past the first five minutes of the opening segment - there was no point, it was just the host and moderator in an orgy of self-congratulations. But if you had seen segments 2 on you would have seen that there is nothing particularly hippy about Sam Harris.

Hippy #1: It's working but so far we only fooled some dude on a message board.

 

Hippy #2: Ok, let's keep going. Maybe we can fool some broads. I've got dibs on the one in the 14th row that actually shaves her armpits.

Posted
  ieatcrayonz said:
Moderator Hippy: Oh God darn it. I'm old and I'm never going to get laid again. :D

 

Hippy #1: Don't say God. You're killing my debate points.

 

Hippy #3: Has anybody seen my pants?

Posted
  DELLAPELLE JOHN said:

 

interested in your response....

 

This is probably your biggest problem: you don't have ideas of your own. You have other people's ideas that you can't be bothered to understand.

Posted
  /dev/null said:
Hippy #3: Has anybody seen my pants?

Hippy #2: Dude. You're wearing them. Now get off the stage now.

 

Hippy #3 : No. These aren't my pants at all.

 

Hippy #2: Well then whose......oh, nevermind.....oh yeah, I saw your pants on 45th street. It is 6 blocks north so you better get going.

 

Hippy #3 looking up: Dude, north is up right? How am I going to get there?

 

Hippy #2: Did I say north? I meant west.

 

Hippy #3: Exits stage left.

 

Moderator hippy: Now then. Let us begin this wondeful event.

Posted
  DELLAPELLE JOHN said:
tom its called standing on the shoulders of men... r u still defending zeus's existence...????????????

 

No, it's not. That presumes some understanding of the matter at hand, of which you've demonstrated none.

Posted
  ieatcrayonz said:
Hippy #2: Dude. You're wearing them. Now get off the stage now.

 

Hippy #3 : No. These aren't my pants at all.

 

Hippy #2: Well then whose......oh, nevermind.....oh yeah, I saw your pants on 45th street. It is 6 blocks north so you better get going.

 

Hippy #3 looking up: Dude, north is up right? How am I going to get there?

 

Hippy #2: Did I say north? I meant west.

 

Hippy #3: Exits stage left.

 

Moderator hippy: Now then. Let us begin this wondeful event.

 

Hippy #3: Oh man, I just remembered what happened to my pants. I made them myself from hemp. Oh man I got the munchies

Posted
  1billsfan said:
Is anyone else here tired of DELLAPELLE JOHN's Sam Harris man-lovin' religious-like TSW crusade?

 

Not if it's going to inspire threads like this one.

 

:bag::):wub:

Posted
  /dev/null said:
Hippy #3: Oh man, I just remembered what happened to my pants. I made them myself from hemp. Oh man I got the munchies

 

Hippy #2: Dude you smoked your pants?

 

Hippy #3. Well I was out of the good stuff man.

 

Hippy #2: Well then where did you get the pants you're wearing? Never mind. I don't care.

 

Hippy #: Well, actually that's a funny story. There was this guy down at the organic farm and.......

 

Hippy #1: SHUT UP AND GET OFFF THE STAGE.

 

Hippy #3: Whoa, mellow out man.

 

Moderator Hippy, now crying: Oh for the love od God, I just want to get laid one more time before I die and my entire beard is gray. How much longer can I possibly live?

 

Hippy #1: There you go with God again. This debate is fixed. If you say that word one more time, I am out of here.

Posted
  ieatcrayonz said:
Hippy #2: Dude you smoked your pants?

 

Hippy #3. Well I was out of the good stuff man.

 

Hippy #2: Well then where did you get the pants you're wearing? Never mind. I don't care.

 

Hippy #: Well, actually that's a funny story. There was this guy down at the organic farm and.......

 

Hippy #1: SHUT UP AND GET OFFF THE STAGE.

 

Hippy #3: Whoa, mellow out man.

 

Moderator Hippy, now crying: Oh for the love od God, I just want to get laid one more time before I die and my entire beard is gray. How much longer can I possibly live?

 

Hippy #1: There you go with God again. This debate is fixed. If you say that word one more time, I am out of here.

 

Hippy #3: Oh man, that guy down at the organic farm had a personal stash that was like wow. Hey man, how did I get here?

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