ieatcrayonz Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 DELLAPELLE JOHN said: interested in your response.... Hippy #1: I got an idea Hippy #2: what is it? Hippy #1: Let's have a debate where we ramble on and on and try to sound smart. I can take one side of it and you can take the other. We can argue about something like really deep dude. Hippy #2: Why? Hippy #1: It is my best shot at getting laid. Hippy #2: Let's do it. Moderator Hippy: Any chance I can get in on the action guys? My beard makes me look distinguished.
/dev/null Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: Hippy #1: I got an idea Hippy #2: what is it? Hippy #1: Let's have a debate where we ramble on and on and try to sound smart. I can take one side of it and you can take the other. We can argue about something like really deep dude. Hippy #2: Why? Hippy #1: It is my best shot at getting laid. Hippy #2: Let's do it. Moderator Hippy: Any chance I can get in on the action guys? My beard makes me look distinguished. Hippy #3 Oh man, I got the munchies
ieatcrayonz Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 /dev/null said: Hippy #3 Oh man, I got the munchies Hippy #2: Dude, get off the stage. We're trying to look smart so we can get laid by some chicks in the audience. Don't be a buzzkill. There are some Bugels in the green room.
/dev/null Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: There are some Bugels in the green room. Hippy #3: I don't know how to play the bugle but I can play the bongos and recite poetry
ieatcrayonz Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 /dev/null said: Hippy #3: I don't know how to play the bugle but I can play the bongos and recite poetry Hippy #1: DUDE Get off the STAGE!!!!!!!
/dev/null Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: Hippy #1: DUDE Get off the STAGE!!!!!!! Hippy #3: Shouldn't this stage belong to everybody?
1billsfan Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 Is anyone else here tired of DELLAPELLE JOHN's Sam Harris man-lovin' religious-like TSW crusade?
ieatcrayonz Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 /dev/null said: Hippy #3: Shouldn't this stage belong to everybody? Moderator Hippy: Oh God darn it. I'm old and I'm never going to get laid again. Hippy #1: Don't say God. You're killing my debate points.
finknottle Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 I'd venture to say that none of you watched past the first five minutes of the opening segment - there was no point, it was just the host and moderator in an orgy of self-congratulations. But if you had seen segments 2 on you would have seen that there is nothing particularly hippy about Sam Harris.
ieatcrayonz Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 finknottle said: I'd venture to say that none of you watched past the first five minutes of the opening segment - there was no point, it was just the host and moderator in an orgy of self-congratulations. But if you had seen segments 2 on you would have seen that there is nothing particularly hippy about Sam Harris. Hippy #1: It's working but so far we only fooled some dude on a message board. Hippy #2: Ok, let's keep going. Maybe we can fool some broads. I've got dibs on the one in the 14th row that actually shaves her armpits.
/dev/null Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: Moderator Hippy: Oh God darn it. I'm old and I'm never going to get laid again. Hippy #1: Don't say God. You're killing my debate points. Hippy #3: Has anybody seen my pants?
DC Tom Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 DELLAPELLE JOHN said: interested in your response.... This is probably your biggest problem: you don't have ideas of your own. You have other people's ideas that you can't be bothered to understand.
DELLAPELLE JOHN Posted October 2, 2009 Author Posted October 2, 2009 tom its called standing on the shoulders of men... r u still defending zeus's existence...????????????
ieatcrayonz Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 /dev/null said: Hippy #3: Has anybody seen my pants? Hippy #2: Dude. You're wearing them. Now get off the stage now. Hippy #3 : No. These aren't my pants at all. Hippy #2: Well then whose......oh, nevermind.....oh yeah, I saw your pants on 45th street. It is 6 blocks north so you better get going. Hippy #3 looking up: Dude, north is up right? How am I going to get there? Hippy #2: Did I say north? I meant west. Hippy #3: Exits stage left. Moderator hippy: Now then. Let us begin this wondeful event.
DC Tom Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 DELLAPELLE JOHN said: tom its called standing on the shoulders of men... r u still defending zeus's existence...???????????? No, it's not. That presumes some understanding of the matter at hand, of which you've demonstrated none.
/dev/null Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: Hippy #2: Dude. You're wearing them. Now get off the stage now. Hippy #3 : No. These aren't my pants at all. Hippy #2: Well then whose......oh, nevermind.....oh yeah, I saw your pants on 45th street. It is 6 blocks north so you better get going. Hippy #3 looking up: Dude, north is up right? How am I going to get there? Hippy #2: Did I say north? I meant west. Hippy #3: Exits stage left. Moderator hippy: Now then. Let us begin this wondeful event. Hippy #3: Oh man, I just remembered what happened to my pants. I made them myself from hemp. Oh man I got the munchies
KD in CA Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 1billsfan said: Is anyone else here tired of DELLAPELLE JOHN's Sam Harris man-lovin' religious-like TSW crusade? Not if it's going to inspire threads like this one.
ieatcrayonz Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 /dev/null said: Hippy #3: Oh man, I just remembered what happened to my pants. I made them myself from hemp. Oh man I got the munchies Hippy #2: Dude you smoked your pants? Hippy #3. Well I was out of the good stuff man. Hippy #2: Well then where did you get the pants you're wearing? Never mind. I don't care. Hippy #: Well, actually that's a funny story. There was this guy down at the organic farm and....... Hippy #1: SHUT UP AND GET OFFF THE STAGE. Hippy #3: Whoa, mellow out man. Moderator Hippy, now crying: Oh for the love od God, I just want to get laid one more time before I die and my entire beard is gray. How much longer can I possibly live? Hippy #1: There you go with God again. This debate is fixed. If you say that word one more time, I am out of here.
/dev/null Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 ieatcrayonz said: Hippy #2: Dude you smoked your pants? Hippy #3. Well I was out of the good stuff man. Hippy #2: Well then where did you get the pants you're wearing? Never mind. I don't care. Hippy #: Well, actually that's a funny story. There was this guy down at the organic farm and....... Hippy #1: SHUT UP AND GET OFFF THE STAGE. Hippy #3: Whoa, mellow out man. Moderator Hippy, now crying: Oh for the love od God, I just want to get laid one more time before I die and my entire beard is gray. How much longer can I possibly live? Hippy #1: There you go with God again. This debate is fixed. If you say that word one more time, I am out of here. Hippy #3: Oh man, that guy down at the organic farm had a personal stash that was like wow. Hey man, how did I get here?
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