millbank Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Obituary ’Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.’ And a little extra…………………… Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this? ================== It’s the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. How do you think our US Congress would stack up? How about your state legislatures? Makes you wonder how we got as far as we have. Makes you wonder how we got as far as we have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Common sense... Oh, common sense... I remember my grandfather lamenting about the lack of it over 30 years ago. I guess Mr. Common Sense has been dead for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 How are you doing Mill! Nice to hear from you. Not that I am slamming the article, I am not by far... A lot of it was good. But think about some of the things like this: 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit Remember when almost everybody couldn't get a credit card? Of course we do... There was a reason for that. Common sense says that one doesn't give out credit willy nilly... Good credit or bad credit. See my "Pawn Stars" post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Millbank! Great to hear from you again! Great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 just a bored old man making a post... rainy day. Nice of you to say hello. Will admit to watching this today in spite of fortunes of our team at present , I say nuts to it why let it get us down Hi Millbank! Great to hear from you again! Great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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