Chef Jim Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I was interviewing this guy today. Big dude, played college ball at University of Oregon. I asked him what position (I'm thinking maybe Oline but probably Dline). He says free safety. My response? Free safety?? I should be back on my feet in six to eight weeks.
Bullpen Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Nice! As you were picking up your teeth did you at least offer him the job? "You mmphhs na yob?"
Chef Jim Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 I offer him the position tomorrow. Unfortunately I can only do it via email. Teeth grow back right?
Bullpen Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I think so, if not, you can just go the "china-chopper" route like Conlan did.
Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 I was interviewing this guy today. Big dude, played college ball at University of Oregon. I asked him what position (I'm thinking maybe Oline but probably Dline). He says free safety. My response? Free safety?? I should be back on my feet in six to eight weeks. Maybe he'll work for free.
HelloNewman Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 That is ok....I was at a restaurant once where this waitress was as big as a hippo. She said she likes to dance when she is not waitressing and I asked her what kind of dance and she said "ballet". I showered my drink all over myself.
BuffaloBill Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 That is ok....I was at a restaurant once where this waitress was as big as a hippo. She said she likes to dance when she is not waitressing and I asked her what kind of dance and she said "ballet". I showered my drink all over myself. Hopefully not ballet as in across the border ballet ...
Chef Jim Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 That is ok....I was at a restaurant once where this waitress was as big as a hippo. She said she likes to dance when she is not waitressing and I asked her what kind of dance and she said "ballet". I showered my drink all over myself. Oh come on man we all know it's not over until the fat lady.....oh wait, wrong form of cultural entertainment.
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