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Dear Thomas Aquinas


John Adams

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Tom,

 

Nice work on the proofs of God and all. Mind if I take a stab at some spiritual conclusions?

 

(1) God hates the Bills

(2) God hates me.

(3) I and other Bills fans lead awful prior lives and this is hell.

(4) There is no God.

(5) I am one of the people in the Matrix who is programmed to live the sh------- tortured life.

 

My offer of proof is the body of work of the Buffalo Bills.

 

Q.E.D.

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