Thailog80 Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Lovely isnt it? That's the sad state of the NBA these days.
DeeRay Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 If I'm the GM, I tear up his existing contract and let him take his act some place else.
Thailog80 Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 The article is a joke. Literally. 114398[/snapback] The joke is he actually believes it.
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 The Onion of Sports Publications------I love it..... That Jarett he's a little porker. He could go several weeks without eating..
Talonz Posted November 12, 2004 Author Posted November 12, 2004 Here is another one from that site : Mike Ditka Calls Doctor After Rare 4-Hour Erection
Paco Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Damn, that has to be a joke. But this twist from "Oliver" was funny as hell: “Please father,” he responded meekly. “Feed me. Just one tiny morsel, father. I’m starting to feel faint.” Funny stuff.
KYBillsFan Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 The Onion of Sports Publications------I love it..... That Jarett he's a little porker. He could go several weeks without eating.. 114412[/snapback] sportspickle.com is good too.
sidbuff Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 WHAT A F$*$* LOSER NOTHING BUT A LOSER God will punish him 4 that
TheMadCap Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 WTF??? Do his children eat million-dollar steaks???? I thought I'd seen the limit of selfishness and stupidity, but exploiting his own children in a crass attempt at bribery? DISGUSTING PIG!!!!! :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
MrJaimie Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 WTF??? Do his children eat million-dollar steaks????I thought I'd seen the limit of selfishness and stupidity, but exploiting his own children in a crass attempt at bribery? DISGUSTING PIG!!!!! :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 114494[/snapback] I have a strange feeling that you're serious.
stevestojan Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 WTF??? Do his children eat million-dollar steaks????I thought I'd seen the limit of selfishness and stupidity, but exploiting his own children in a crass attempt at bribery? DISGUSTING PIG!!!!! :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 114494[/snapback] dude. its a J-O-K-E. Wow. . .
Tux of Borg Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 I love that website.... i never miss an issue!
rockpile Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 And I hope you all read the page down to the far right corner: ©2004 The Brushback.com® All rights reserved. The Brushback is a satire site. None of the features or stories on this site are real. All names are made up, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. All quotes are fictional and any similarity to actual quotes is coincidental.
stevestojan Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Like this small story: Loser Says It’s Only A Game WORCESTER, MA--Hal Incandenza, loser of a game of one-on-one against his friend and archival Tim Hatch, said later that it was only a game, even though he spent all week boasting that he was gonna “destroy” Hatch and send him home “crying to mommy.” “It’s only a game. No big deal. So you beat me in one-on-one. I’ve got a lot more important things to worry about than putting a ball through a hoop,” said Incandenza, who days earlier had dubbed the match “The Battle to End All Battles.” “I don’t know why you’re bragging about it so much. It’s just a stupid basketball game. It doesn’t mean s#it.” Later, Incandenza challenged his rival to a rematch, which he said, would “finally determine the ultimate master of the hardcourt.”
Mr Info Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 The writers and editors on that site give themselves away. 'Sprewell called himself “a man of principal” .....' So, the kids' principal is pimping him out?
Peter Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Hey, the poor guy has to feed his family. Sarcasm off.
Guest Latty - Trel Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Where are all the white women at?
Alaska Darin Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 If I'm the GM, I tear up his existing contract and let him take his act some place else. 114400[/snapback] Except NBA contracts are guaranteed.
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