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Not a hakiu, but I had put this together following the New Orleans game (in 2005?) for a web site devoted to writing for the purpose of writing (RIP.) It was basically an exercise to put together a non-fiction piece of 101 words or less.

 

A Season in Ten Seconds

 

Ten seconds remain in the first half. Some dude named “Carney” from the New San Antonio Saints is about to kick off to my beloved Buffalo Bills. After forcefully driving down the field for a touchdown with their first possession, the Bills have looked pathetic, sluggish. In fact, I suspect foul play, possibly poison? I mean, it’s quite plausible that some deranged Saints fan could have slipped some of that Toxic Soup into our pre-game chowder, right? Terence McGee runs the kickoff eighty-five yards to the Saints 3 yard line, where he runs into five Bills and falls on his ass.

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No huddle with Trent

K-Gun or water pistol?

Pete Metzelaars cries

 

Robert Royal, waiter

Took my order, dropped my beer

Some things never change

 

Rob, J.P. and Trent

Pretty boy Cali QBs

Our scouts need a map

 

Dick's win percentage

Like Roscoe's Wonderlic score

Barely registers

 

Tom Modrak, John Guy

No probowlers, still in charge

Peter Principle

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OK folks, it's a game day Monday! I'm pumped for our season to begin. I'm beginning to feel some optimism which hopefully comes out below.

 

 

monday night is nigh

bills tossed to and fro again

dick tried really hard

 

 

 

players love jauron

love does not translate to wins

bills fans suffer more

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