ieatcrayonz Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When Monday finally comes to pass The Bills invade the artificial grass and try to kick the Patiots* ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananathumb Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Pre-season smoke screen Pure genious by Jauron Trent lights up the Pats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The Silence I wish Is of negative posters If Bills win first game A New Season Comes The Desire Of All Fans Is Defeat Of Cheats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Defense so windedOffense never on the field Drink the pain away :censored: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRM33064 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I'll try a few .... Ralph kills the Turk-ey Dick serves a Pillsbury roll Hoodie is hungry T.O.'s toe is sore Training camp? Sure, for rookies Bruce Smith sees, giggles Trent is our starter Fitzpatrick, Hamdan, Baker Our scouts are awesome Brandon signs T.O. Sprinkles on a pile of poo Smells like ticket sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthICE Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The Silence I wishIs of negative posters If Bills win first game A New Season Comes The Desire Of All Fans Is Defeat Of Cheats Homers need wake up Reality is coming Bills crushed on monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 We can't lose Monday Big wager with a client Suit with a Hoodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Bills failure is nigh Time to prepare for draft day Fire Jauron today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 You can bet on this Announcers fellate Brady Give Bill a handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 You can bet on thisAnnouncers fellate Brady Give Bill a handy UN EFFING REAL! Greatest Haiku ever!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Homers need wake upReality is coming Bills crushed on monday To Support A Team Is To Urge On Victory Otherwise No Point Win Not Expected But I Will Cheer Bills Always At Least Not Lions Bruschi Retired Perhaps Divine Luck Has Gone? But Still Zebras Suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Filled with hope once more Alas, it's killed by Jauron Playoff drought goes on!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbringer Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Always positive Maybe this will be the year Super Bowl Champs? Not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbringer Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When Monday finally comes to passThe Bills invade the artificial grass and try to kick the Patiots* ___ That isn't haiku, signed Jim Rome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bam Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Game starts at seven. 7:15 score grotesque. Waitress, my check please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Optimistic Haiku: Richard Seymour done Trent has time to run and gun No huddle brings fun Realistic Haiku: Vegas line is set Give the points it's a sure bet Unless you want debt Pessimistic Haiku: National TV Down their legs the Bills will pee Yellow stain, to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 That isn't haiku, signed Jim Rome... I left the last word blank because it is a curse. If you figure it out and fill it in, then it is a haiku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I know this is a Haiku thread but Haiku's are so confining. Perhaps a limerick (clearing of the throat). There once was a man from Depew Who winced whenever Trent threw He said with a sigh as Trent let it fly if his arm wasn't a noodle it might hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 On Monday Dick said what the hell We really must answer the bell Then regaining his sense he got back on the fence Knowing hope was beyond him to sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 On Monday Dick said what the hell We really must answer the bell Then regaining his sense he got back on the fence Knowing hope was beyond him to sell The Bills have a player named Donte, Though rarely his name do they call. Some think he is great, He was our number 8, But he's played 50 yards from the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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