TPS Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 They start with Roscoe Parrish running the "wildcat."
Rayzer32 Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Delay of game on number 5 of the offense, 5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down. Bills will have first 15 plays scripted, but will still somehow manage to take a delay of game penalty. NEs first offensive play, Aaron Maybin comes in clean and breaks Brady's leg ending his season.
nobody Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 First play? I'm calling last play: a kneeldown! Go Bills! Sadly, because they are down by 30 and there is no point trying?
billnutinphoenix Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 20 yard slant to TO....he catches it and fumbles...Pats recover...
flomoe Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Checkdown to Jackson after having 8 seconds to throw, fumble, rocovered by NE and returned for a TD.
EC-Bills Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 He's sending 4 receivers out---to Dunkin Dounuts!
Dan Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 What I think it will be: Run up the middle 1 yard gain. What I want it to be: Deep pass to Owens. I'd send a message and get their attention. First 3 plays would all be long balls to Owens or Lee. We'll probably punt, but the Pats* would almost have to respect the deep route the rest of the game. What's the alternative? Run up the middle, dump off on 2nd, run on 3rd, punt. We're still punting after 3 plays, but the first way you're giving the defense something to thing about for the rest of the game. The second way, you're confirming that they know exactly what we're going to do.
Lofton80 Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Rollout bootleg pass to Schouman on a three yard pattern. NE probably expects it, Trent has to throw before he's ready. Ball hits Schouman in ankles.
freeagentqb Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Six yard pass to Josh Reed in the right side of the field previously vacated by a double or triple teamed TO who brings the bunch long with him.
bizell Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 pass behind the line of scrimmage to lee evans, 74 yards, touchdown.
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 "Shuttle pass" to Cory Mcintire (sp) who gets clobbered and fumbles....
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 "Shuttle pass" to Cory Mcintire (sp) who gets clobbered and fumbles.... I'd love to see the Fairchild/Schonert play-book that AVP has to work from. These are probably his pass-play options. 1) 7-yard curl 2) 4-yard hitch 3) 5-yard RB flare
Underdog Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 First series 1st play: False start penalty (Hangartner) 2nd play: Delay of game penalty 3rd play: Sensing the fans desires and being sick of Jauron's conservatism Trent audibles for a Bomb to Evans but it's underthrown (unacustomed to throwing long) and picked off. Trent feels so bad about it he kamikazee tackles the returner and is out for the season. Dick Jauron, seeing his job lost in the crumpled mess that is Trent Edwards is heard to say f%#k it no more mr nice guy and puts on a rare macho display. Dick sprints across the field reminescent of his days as a db and he charges the Hooded One. None of the players can separate them and Dick kicks The Hooded Ones's arrogant face in. When Dick is finally pulled off he is heard to repeatedly scream "I'm out of order, I'M out of order NO you're out of order, that cheating arrogant sonofabitch is out of order, that dumbass cheapskate meddling senile owner of mine is out of order THIS IS NOT OVER YOU HEAR ME BILL I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BILL THIS IS NOT OVER Wait just a min...did i say that the Bills have a preplanned audible for a bomb to Evans? Talk about unrealistic!
Cornerville Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 55 yard pass to Evans...called back on a phantom holding call...Belicheat special
chetsap Posted September 7, 2009 Author Posted September 7, 2009 I will be the first to call it. I bet we have a punt or kick off return for a touchdown and 4 field goals.
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