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BuffaloBill Posted September 4, 2009 Posted September 4, 2009 http://www.nypost.com/seven/09032009/news/...rash_187933.htm A drinking nun .... now that's hard to believe.
DC Tom Posted September 4, 2009 Posted September 4, 2009 A drinking nun .... now that's hard to believe. Sarcasm, right? When I worked in a liquor store, we used to have a priest and two nuns come in from a nearby parish every Monday and drop several hundred dollars on cheap liquor (read: Popov vodka by the plastic gallon jug). We also had a priest come in once and steal 5 bottles of the most expensive cabernet in the shop ($80/bottle). He got away with it because we didn't watch him because...he's a priest. He's safe, right?
JoeF Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Sarcasm, right? When I worked in a liquor store, we used to have a priest and two nuns come in from a nearby parish every Monday and drop several hundred dollars on cheap liquor (read: Popov vodka by the plastic gallon jug). We also had a priest come in once and steal 5 bottles of the most expensive cabernet in the shop ($80/bottle). He got away with it because we didn't watch him because...he's a priest. He's safe, right? Is that a venial sin or a vino sin?
Tcali Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Sarcasm, right? When I worked in a liquor store, we used to have a priest and two nuns come in from a nearby parish every Monday and drop several hundred dollars on cheap liquor (read: Popov vodka by the plastic gallon jug). We also had a priest come in once and steal 5 bottles of the most expensive cabernet in the shop ($80/bottle). He got away with it because we didn't watch him because...he's a priest. He's safe, right? DC TOM sounds like you have a bit of a problem with catholics
Wacka Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 My father's cousin is a nun (now in her 70s). There's nothing against nuns drinking. Drinking and driving, yes. She would have a beer or mixed drink at parties or picnics. Once she was telling us about a near accident she had. She then says "...and the son-of-a-B word cut me off!..." We were aghast. She said "Nuns can swear too."
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 A Long Island nun's bad habit has her in trouble with police -- who say she guzzled half a bottle of gin and went on a wild ride that nearly killed a group of children, officials said. Geez, good thing it wasn't sacramental wine because she'd probably be coughing up blood!
Just Jack Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Does anyone find it interesting that the kids she almost hit went to Catholic schools?
Wacka Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Since you can't rap their knuckles with a ruler anymore...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 We also had a priest come in once and steal 5 bottles of the most expensive cabernet in the shop ($80/bottle). He got away with it because we didn't watch him because...he's a priest. He's safe, right? Maybe he really wasn't a priest, just dressed like one... I met my wife at a Halloween party dressed as a priest (not the first time she saw me, but the impression was golden!)... I was drinking from a pitcher of beer... It was all downhill after that! Man did she phuck up! BTW, she was a mime...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 My father's cousin is a nun (now in her 70s). There's nothing against nuns drinking. Drinking and driving, yes. She would have a beer or mixed drink at parties or picnics. Once she was telling us about a near accident she had. She then says "...and the son-of-a-B word cut me off!..." We were aghast. She said "Nuns can swear too." Every Friday night my grandparents would have the priest over for dinner... Him and my grandfather were good friends... My grandmother would cook and the priest and my grandfather would get snottered.
DC Tom Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 DC TOM sounds like you have a bit of a problem with catholics No. I don't hold it against all of Catholicism that I once saw a priest steal $400 worth of wine. That's the priest's fault.
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 No. I don't hold it against all of Catholicism that I once saw a priest steal $400 worth of wine. That's the priest's fault. Again... How do you know he was a real priest? Be pretty easy to track him down... Hit every rectory within a 10 mile radius. Even if you can't prove it, least you would have a face to confirm your hunch that he was a real priest. What I am saying is... Think about it, out on a collar and some people may let their guard down. Not saying he wasn't real... I was just wondering how you knew he wasn't just impersonating a priest. ??
Beerball Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 We also had a priest come in once and steal 5 bottles of the most expensive cabernet in the shop ($80/bottle). He got away with it because we didn't watch him because...he's a priest. He's safe, right? Yeah, as long as you don't look like an alter boy.
DC Tom Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 Again... How do you know he was a real priest? Be pretty easy to track him down... Hit every rectory within a 10 mile radius. Even if you can't prove it, least you would have a face to confirm your hunch that he was a real priest. What I am saying is... Think about it, out on a collar and some people may let their guard down. Not saying he wasn't real... I was just wondering how you knew he wasn't just impersonating a priest. ?? I don't, actually. Although I've always been under the impression that those collars are hard to get. Doesn't matter...I still don't blame the religion.
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 I don't, actually. Although I've always been under the impression that those collars are hard to get. Doesn't matter...I still don't blame the religion. Fair enough. I don't know... I found one for my Halloween costume. I was sure to be struck dead for acting sacrilegious! What is the statue of limitations on stuff like that? It has been almost 20 years.
Beerball Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 Fair enough. I don't know... I found one for my Halloween costume. I was sure to be struck dead for acting sacrilegious! What is the statue of limitations on stuff like that? It has been almost 20 years. God just called. You're !@#$. (He didn't use that word, His was something along the lones of "EII shall be smote when I have a slow day.")
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 God just called. You're !@#$. (He didn't use that word, His was something along the lones of "EII shall be smote when I have a slow day.") Glad there are no slow days and God's backlogged!
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