Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Here you go Joe. Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. 1. The K-Gun is back! Wait, who's the QB? !@#$. I'm totally jazzed that the Bills have decided to bring back the nonstop no huddle offense. Because if you're going to go three-and-out, why waste time? Seriously though, the Bills had one of the most exciting offenses in league history during the early 1990's, Super Bowl losses aside. I remember when the K-Gun was first introduced, and you could see some of the defenses reacting like, "Whoa, wait a second. They're not huddling! They're not letting us rest! That should be, like, illegal and sh--!" It was a blast to watch, and it always saddened me that so few other teams have had the stones to do it since. Running the K-Gun means entrusting all play-calling duties to your QB, and no head coach outside of Indy could ever possibly allow that. No, no. We'd hate to macromanage a team like that. love the reason for edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Does it make you angry that other people in this world chose to be "optimists" when it comes to their entertainment? Hey! I'm an optimist! I'm positive this season is going to be a disaster with Dicky J calling the shots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 That was pretty good. what I want to know is which of you is the person in the video at the top of the page there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 That was pretty good. what I want to know is which of you is the person in the video at the top of the page there? That just means it was you. Smelt it/dealt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 That just means it was you. Smelt it/dealt it Nah .... not intoxicated enough to be WVU .... moonshine from the hills of WV makes a man strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson from Gamehendge Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 That was pretty good. what I want to know is which of you is the person in the video at the top of the page there? That just means it was you. Smelt it/dealt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 So damn funny and dead on accurate. Buffalo, specifically downtown on chippewa, is the only place i have ever heard a girl tell a guy to "suck my d--k." You should try spending some time in NJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 "One time I was going through some old home videos, and I found a series of tapes that was a shot of my dad and his friends watching Super Bowl XXV. Between the wings, the Labatt, and easily five grown-ass men in Bills Zubaz, it was a nice window into the past, but it was kinda sh------- knowing that I was going to watch my drunken father's hopes and dreams be crushed at the end of the game. But holy sh-- it delivered. After Norwood missed nobody talked for two minutes, then a little bit of crying, and then a guy threw up. That's the end of the video. I can't think of any metaphor for Buffalo, New York more perfect than that." HAHAHAHA that is classic! i almost sh#t when i read that, priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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