BuffaloBill Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Tie a noose to the rod in the hotel closet, slip your head in it, start pulling on something (figure it out), let your legs fall out from under you and see if you can finish the job before passing out from lack of oxygen. If it doesn't work out people will just figure you were doing your best impression of David Carradine. Seriously though have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 . Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any. And my days of taking microdot are waaaaaaay behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any. And my days of taking microdot are waaaaaaay behind me. However, the effects are clearly lingering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 How about giving me some advice for the next time I'm in the Boston area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Tie a noose to the rod in the hotel closet, slip your head in it, start pulling on something (figure it out), let your legs fall out from under you and see if you can finish the job before passing out from lack of oxygen. If it doesn't work out people will just figure you were doing your best impression of David Carradine. Seriously though have a good time. Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any. Seeing my wife is going with me the need for autoerotic asphyxiation is not necessary.....on this trip. Regarding having a good time. Once again, thanks for the advice, but I don't need any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 How about giving me some advice for the next time I'm in the Boston area? Thanks for the advice about giving you advice but I don't need any. How could I possibly give you advice if I have no clue what your interests are. Reason number one for me not seeking advice in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 However, the effects are clearly lingering. Helps me tolerate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 My advice: Fly out on Tuesday Eat lots of foie gras, lobster, caviar and drink Dom Perignon Kick the sh-- out of a *Pats fan Do an oyster bar crawl on Saturday. I would have the bars and directions set up on Google Maps on my Blackberry Sneak away from the wife for a coke and stripper night Finish the trip off with with free food and booze if you can manage it, by scrounging off your company Avoid the microdot acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 My advice: Fly out on Tuesday Eat lots of foie gras, lobster, caviar and drink Dom Perignon Kick the sh-- out of a *Pats fan Do an oyster bar crawl on Saturday. I would have the bars and directions set up on Google Maps on my Blackberry Sneak away from the wife for a coke and stripper night Finish the trip off with with free food and booze if you can manage it, by scrounging off your company Avoid the microdot acid Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any advice. And if you read this thread you'd know I was already planning on doing all those thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any advice. And if you read this thread you'd know I was already planning on doing all those thing. Glad I could help ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Will you be staying here with some friends who've got lots of room? Will you sell your paintings on the sidewalk by a café where you hope to be working soon? Or will you not go because she said no, would you come home to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Seeing my wife is going with me the need for autoerotic asphyxiation is not necessary.....on this trip. Given what she has told us about your prowess, or lack thereof, in the bedroom she will need to something to spice up the trip. However, in her case I would not suggest the noose and self service route. A toss with the nice looking guy in the room next door might get it done for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Given what she has told us about your prowess, or lack thereof, in the bedroom she will need to something to spice up the trip. However, in her case I would not suggest the noose and self service route. A toss with the nice looking guy in the room next door might get it done for her. That is number 3 on her to-do list while he is kicking the ass of a Pat's fan. It is slso number 5 on his coke and stripper night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Given what she has told us about your prowess, or lack thereof, in the bedroom she will need to something to spice up the trip. However, in her case I would not suggest the noose and self service route. A toss with the nice looking guy in the room next door might get it done for her. Thanks for your advice, but I don't need any. Seeing my wife has not spoken with you or would never give you the time of day you have no idea what spices her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Thanks for your advice, but I don't need any. Seeing my wife has not spoken with you or would never give you the time of day you have no idea what spices her up. Oh sh--, I thought you knew about her account here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Thanks for your advice, but I don't need any. Seeing my wife has not spoken with you or would never give you the time of day you have no idea what spices her up. Not one of your better efforts ... but overall you have been bery funny throughout this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Not one of your better efforts ... but overall you have been bery funny throughout this thread. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Not one of your better efforts ... but overall you have been bery funny throughout this thread. Thanks for the advice, but I don't need any. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was telling the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Oh sh--, I thought you knew about her account here... I really, really, really, really hope she's dib and those avatars are self portraits and I (as most husbands after 26 years) just kind of stopped paying attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I really, really, really, really hope she's dib and those avatars are self portraits and I (as most husbands after 26 years) just kind of stopped paying attention. If your wife has a Dib worthy set shame on you for not paying attention to them as often as you can. But back to the point of the thread. Don't waste your time in what Boston claims to be a "Chinatown." It's pathetic but then again not much different than the rest of the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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