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Dick Jauron never aggressively attacked another football team.

 

 

LOL :lol:

 

Right FREEKING on!

 

 

Dick Jauron knows it's difficult to win in the NFL.

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Dick Jauron has never raised his voice in frustration to anyone. He also never raises throws a red flag when something is in question.

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His quick glances at the scoreboard are second to none.

 

lol, I never remembered it until you posted it.

 

He doesn't even turn his head when he looks at the scoreboard, it's honestly as if he's checking to see if it's looking back at him or maybe even has gone away and he doesn't have to worry anymore.

 

Dick Jauron is king in the land of no score boards.

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God love him, but he can never remember the second half of that Lombardi quote.

and - unlike Lombardi - I would bet he never, ever uses 'profane' language.

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Jauron rhymes with MORON........

 

Sorry trying to be nice.....

 

Dick never saw a timeout he didn't like.....

 

Dick thinks 7-9 is a great record....

 

Dick used to coach the chicago bears, he palyed us and I remeber

saying:glad he is not our coach.......

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Dick Jauron never wore sequenced shorts on the side line during a game BUT, he looks like a passive fool before, during and after every game.

 

I saw him at Wegmans in Pittsford, donning his red and blue sequenced shorts. He was buying lip gloss.

 

Dick Jauron has never used propofol injections to cure insomnia.

 

He looks like he eats the schit for breakfast, lunch, dinner...and for a pre-game snack!

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Dick Jauron has never punched out a cabbie over 20 cents.

 

Dick Jauron has neve run over a fat Canadian chick.

 

Dick Jauron has never claimed to be worth Millions.

 

Dick Jauron gracefully bowed out to He-Man, multiple times, both animated and on the big screen.

 

Dick Jauron doesn't tweet, thank god!

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