/dev/null Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Remember back when you were a kid and your mother would say "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" So it's time to point out Jauron's positive traits. This way we can bash him all we want but still be able to say we also notice his positives I'll begin....Dick Jauron has never kidnapped an 11 year old girl and held her captive for 18 years With that out of the way...Jauron has no business being an NFL head coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbillsfan12 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never wore sequenced shorts on the side line during a game BUT, he looks like a passive fool before, during and after every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beerball Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has not been seen drinking baby's blood in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never killed his model girlfriend then removed her teeth and fingers to avoid identification followed by hanging himself in a remote Canadian hotel room... that I know of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never used propofol injections to cure insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Man Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron was not sighted on the 6th floor of the Texas Book Depository. Being shot by Jack Ruby is still an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron was not sighted on the 6th floor of the Texas Book Depository. Being shot by Jack Ruby is still an option. Jack Ruby died a long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbuffalobob Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is an excellent horrible coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dickie Boy never got caught beating off in front of a 60 year old's window in Florida. I respect the hell out of him for that. However, he also doesn't seem like he has ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before he takes the field as a head football coach either. I mean, is there another coach who presents himself as a bigger stiff than him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never drove drunk off a bridge and took off leaving his passenger to drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Man Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Jack Ruby died a long time ago Well, we do need a miracle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Remember back when you were a kid and your mother would say "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" So it's time to point out Jauron's positive traits. This way we can bash him all we want but still be able to say we also notice his positives I'll begin....Dick Jauron has never kidnapped an 11 year old girl and held her captive for 18 years With that out of the way...Jauron has no business being an NFL head coach Dick jauron never quoted machievelli (but neither did Marv Levy and they both went to Ivy League schools). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never aggressively attacked another football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has a VERY NICE post-loss handshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never fondled young boys nor has he held a baby out over a railing of a third floor balcony.. But he coaches like Michael Jackson would (a scared little girl) without the moon walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jad1 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never hurt a player's feelings by telling him he wasn't doing a good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Man Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick has never been caught at a truck stop glory hole....yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is high quality accountable man who assumes full responsibility for his team. He falls on the sword for his players and coaches. And that is character not commonly seen. I like the guy and hopes he can motivate his suck-ass players to play above their talent level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never drove drunk off a bridge and took off leaving his passenger to drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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