/dev/null Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Remember back when you were a kid and your mother would say "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" So it's time to point out Jauron's positive traits. This way we can bash him all we want but still be able to say we also notice his positives I'll begin....Dick Jauron has never kidnapped an 11 year old girl and held her captive for 18 years With that out of the way...Jauron has no business being an NFL head coach
bigbillsfan12 Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never wore sequenced shorts on the side line during a game BUT, he looks like a passive fool before, during and after every game.
Beerball Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has not been seen drinking baby's blood in public.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never killed his model girlfriend then removed her teeth and fingers to avoid identification followed by hanging himself in a remote Canadian hotel room... that I know of.
jad1 Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never used propofol injections to cure insomnia.
Wing Man Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron was not sighted on the 6th floor of the Texas Book Depository. Being shot by Jack Ruby is still an option.
/dev/null Posted August 30, 2009 Author Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron was not sighted on the 6th floor of the Texas Book Depository. Being shot by Jack Ruby is still an option. Jack Ruby died a long time ago
evilbuffalobob Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is an excellent horrible coach.
Lv-Bills Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dickie Boy never got caught beating off in front of a 60 year old's window in Florida. I respect the hell out of him for that. However, he also doesn't seem like he has ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before he takes the field as a head football coach either. I mean, is there another coach who presents himself as a bigger stiff than him?
KD in CA Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never drove drunk off a bridge and took off leaving his passenger to drown.
Wing Man Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Jack Ruby died a long time ago Well, we do need a miracle.
birdog1960 Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Remember back when you were a kid and your mother would say "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" So it's time to point out Jauron's positive traits. This way we can bash him all we want but still be able to say we also notice his positives I'll begin....Dick Jauron has never kidnapped an 11 year old girl and held her captive for 18 years With that out of the way...Jauron has no business being an NFL head coach Dick jauron never quoted machievelli (but neither did Marv Levy and they both went to Ivy League schools).
crazyDingo Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never aggressively attacked another football team.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has a VERY NICE post-loss handshake.
JoeF Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never fondled young boys nor has he held a baby out over a railing of a third floor balcony.. But he coaches like Michael Jackson would (a scared little girl) without the moon walk.
jad1 Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never hurt a player's feelings by telling him he wasn't doing a good job.
Da Big Man Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick has never been caught at a truck stop glory hole....yet
DDD Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is high quality accountable man who assumes full responsibility for his team. He falls on the sword for his players and coaches. And that is character not commonly seen. I like the guy and hopes he can motivate his suck-ass players to play above their talent level.
DDD Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never drove drunk off a bridge and took off leaving his passenger to drown.
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