DIE HARD 1967 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The funniest thing on this board that I have seen time and time again is the growing list of threads making another excuse for Roscoe Christ to explain his frequent below average play. For every one good game he has 4 bad games (literally), but the excuse makers hold on to the one good game as "the real Roscoe" and make excuses and blame others for his bad games. So, rather than have dozens of threads making excuses for him, here is a chance to list em all. This way when he has a bad game we can all just come to this thread and find out who's fault it really was...lmao To get you started, here are some popular ones, including the most recent I saw that inspired this thread... 1. Turk 2. DJ 3. Gameday Preperation 4. Roscoe dosn't start 5. His legs are too short 6. He doesn't play well in cold weather, and played in Miami 7. And the most recent and my favorite...Trent Edwards is not good enough. I could easily list another dozen, but will let others... I am just wondering when everyone is going to stop blaming everyone else for his struggles and realize the kid hasnt put it together yet and he is still a stuggling young WR. Hopefully he gets there, our season depends on it, but I havent seen anything in the Preseason that suggests he has improved on his worst attribute which is catching the football, then beat the coverage with his speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 "He's invisible". Which could help us out if only TE could figure out where to throw to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 YOu might want to edit item number 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 YOu might want to edit item number 7. I thought the point of an excuse thread was to blame everyone else. I blame Roscoe's shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 They don't have thigh pads to fit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd like to eat a Whopper Junior, but I got these tiny little hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd like to eat a Whopper Junior, but I got these tiny little hands. That's OK, we won't watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Low Wonderlic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You can't expect him to be able to block on run plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuze Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You can't expect him to be able to block on run plays. One would think because of how fast he is he would be able to get open a lot and give db's fits but it has not been the case. Its still a mystery to me as to why he's not open a lot of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 He's been thru 2 head coaches and a couple different offensive coordinators. All that instability has stunted his growth Sure he's made some bad plays but he's also had an occasional flash of brilliance. Maybe if he wasn't in and out of the lineup so much The preceeding Roscoe excuses are certified eco-friendly as they were 100% recycled from JP excuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Too fast for this bush-league Offense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turn Down For Watkins Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 He went to college at Miami... What do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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