WellDressed Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 It's going to be quite fun watching games being played there with Jerry's 'regulation height' scoreboard. Last year Indy spec'd out the stadium with the help of Hunter Smith by measuring the height of his punts in relation to the roof and anything else that could effect a game situation. Meanwhile, on the dark side, (Mr. Cowboy) Jerry, is insistent on aligning the height of his new scoreboard eye level to his most expensive seats/suites and not focusing on the more important issue, gameplay.
Corp000085 Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 It will come down to the super bowl XLV, Buffalo vs. Dallas. A rematch of Super Bowls past, and also the first time a team (Dallas) plays a Super Bowl in their home stadium. The Buffalo Bills are down by 4 points with 6 minutes to go. Buffalo head coach [insert name of current up-and-coming position coach here] decides to punt on 4th and 2 from the Bills 30 yard line. His reasoning, play defense and win the field control battle. Buffalo's MVP and future hall of fame punter, Brian Moorman steps up to do his thing. He hits the ball so high that it literally makes the HDTV explode in a light show of melting circuitry. Dallas is penalized 10 yards and its Buffalo 1st and 10. Since Marshawn Lynch has run for over 150 yards so far, [2012 first round QB with all the tools, from california, and a glove wearing mary] decides to run a few passing plays. After methodically trotting down the field in field goal range, they then decide to give the ball off to [2nd string RB] on three straight dives up the middle to burn down the clock to 0:10. At that point, Mr. October, Rien Lindell steps up to do his job from the 20 yard line. As he lines up to kick, there is a devastating earthquake right thought the middle of texas and the game is never finished, thus the luck of the Buffalo Bills.
Offside Number 76 Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 It will come down to the super bowl XLV, Buffalo vs. Dallas. A rematch of Super Bowls past, and also the first time a team (Dallas) plays a Super Bowl in their home stadium. The Buffalo Bills are down by 4 points with 6 minutes to go. Buffalo head coach [insert name of current up-and-coming position coach here] decides to punt on 4th and 2 from the Bills 30 yard line. His reasoning, play defense and win the field control battle. Buffalo's MVP and future hall of fame punter, Brian Moorman steps up to do his thing. He hits the ball so high that it literally makes the HDTV explode in a light show of melting circuitry. Dallas is penalized 10 yards and its Buffalo 1st and 10. Since Marshawn Lynch has run for over 150 yards so far, [2012 first round QB with all the tools, from california, and a glove wearing mary] decides to run a few passing plays. After methodically trotting down the field in field goal range, they then decide to give the ball off to [2nd string RB] on three straight dives up the middle to burn down the clock to 0:10. At that point, Mr. October, Rien Lindell steps up to do his job from the 20 yard line. As he lines up to kick, there is a devastating earthquake right thought the middle of texas and the game is never finished, thus the luck of the Buffalo Bills. That's probably ok. Even if Lindell makes the field goal, the Bills still lose by 1, the way this is set up.
ricojes Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Cowboys New Stadium, Where is the Star?? He's in Buffalo now, lining up opposite (hopefully soon) of Lee Evens!
Flbillsfan#1 Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 It would be funny as hell if a punter damaged the HDTV with a blast of a punt.
Dan Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 That's probably ok. Even if Lindell makes the field goal, the Bills still lose by 1, the way this is set up. Apparently, Jauron is still the coach. Who else goes for a field goal with time running out and your down by 4?
Corp000085 Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Apparently, Jauron is still the coach. Who else goes for a field goal with time running out and your down by 4? I wrote that thing at 5am... Does it matter though? There's an apocalyptic earthquake anyways, so it doesn't really matter who's ahead by 4 or 3
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