Steely Dan Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Borrowing from Deano's sig; "Stupidity is a renewable resource." Phil Smith I just bought a new computer chair that measures 31/2' high and approx. 2ft. across. The box it comes in is 21/2ft. long by 2ft. wide and a depth of 11/6ft. They have a floor model of the chair right there!! On the outside of the box it says; "Some Assembly Required" Is there anyone, besides Deerball, who couldn't automatically figure that out? There has to be because otherwise they wouldn't put it on there. Aye Yi Yi!!
The Dean Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Borrowing from Deano's sig; "Stupidity is a renewable resource." Phil Smith I just bought a new computer chair that measures 31/2' high and approx. 2ft. across. The box it comes in is 21/2ft. long by 2ft. wide and a depth of 11/6ft. They have a floor model of the chair right there!! On the outside of the box it says; "Some Assembly Required" Is there anyone, besides Deerball, who couldn't automatically figure that out? There has to be because otherwise they wouldn't put it on there. Aye Yi Yi!! It's possible that some will be sold without the assembled chair right there. Under those circumstances, I suppose some might assume it is assembled and folds open and closed. But it is also likely those people are stupid.
The Dean Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Or a cup of coffee...Caution, Contents Hot "Not that hot!" - Cosmo Kramer
The Poojer Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 au contraire mon frere....people are actually smart enough to play the system....you know damn well that some numbnuts would buy it then sue the company, manufacturer...etc...etc....because it did not come fully assembled and ready to use
Steely Dan Posted August 17, 2009 Author Posted August 17, 2009 It's possible that some will be sold without the assembled chair right there. Under those circumstances, I suppose some might assume it is assembled and folds open and closed. But it is also likely those people are stupid. YA THINK!! Even folded it wouldn't fit.
BuffaloBill Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Even folded it wouldn't fit. Your girlfriend said this to me recently
The Dean Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Your girlfriend said this to me recently The only thing wrong with that zinger, is it assumes Steely has a girlfriend. What are the chances of that?
BuffaloBill Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 The only thing wrong with that zinger, is it assumes Steely has a girlfriend. What are the chances of that? I humbly stand corrected for my failure to take into account all known or easily postulated information
The Dean Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 I humbly stand corrected for my failure to take into account all known or easily postulated information Still a good comeback, but I might have gone with "your mother". Of course, that might be pretty much the same thing as "girlfriend" to Steely.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 The only thing wrong with that zinger, is it assumes Steely has a girlfriend. What are the chances of that? For Steely's sake, I hope that chair was Scotchguarded.
BuffaloBud Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I'm a project manager / engineer involved in product development. You would not believe the warnings and cautions that we have to place on the unit, in manuals, on packaging just to CYA.
kasper13 Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 My all-time favorite comes from a frozen pizza box- "Cook before eating" How stupid or wasted does someone have to be to not know to COOK the pizza before eating it???? I want to see that moron.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 My all-time favorite comes from a frozen pizza box- "Cook before eating"How stupid or wasted does someone have to be to not know to COOK the pizza before eating it???? I want to see that moron. So, you cook the pizza box?
Steely Dan Posted August 18, 2009 Author Posted August 18, 2009 The only thing wrong with that zinger, is it assumes Steely has a girlfriend. What are the chances of that? :flip off:
Nanker Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Borrowing from Deano's sig; "Stupidity is a renewable resource." Phil Smith I just bought a new computer chair that measures 31/2' high and approx. 2ft. across. The box it comes in is 21/2ft. long by 2ft. wide and a depth of 11/6ft. They have a floor model of the chair right there!! On the outside of the box it says; "Some Assembly Required" Is there anyone, besides Deerball, who couldn't automatically figure that out? There has to be because otherwise they wouldn't put it on there. Aye Yi Yi!! So the real truth is that you're mad that you had to put it together. Those three little words are likely the result of a class action lawsuit that nearly put the manufacturer out of business.
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 This is not new. The Sears catalogs of the 60's would show a gun cabinet full of guns and say in small print"guns not included with cabinet". Really? For $19.95 I don't get the cabinet and 12 guns?
damj Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 The only thing wrong with that zinger, is it assumes Steely has a girlfriend. What are the chances of that? Of course Steely has a girlfriend ... the blow-up kind.
dib Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I like the little dessicant packets that say "Do not eat"
/dev/null Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 I like the little dessicant packets that say "Do not eat" Or silica packets...
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