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Ya Know I can remember doing that when I was in eighth grade and it was usually when I was nervous or I didtn't know what i was talking about, Ya Know what I mean.

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Anyone who listens to interviews of pro athletes deserves what he gets. Why not just read three pages in The Big Book of Clichés?

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Anyone who listens to interviews of pro athletes deserves what he gets. Why not just read three pages in The Big Book of Clichés?

I'd first like to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for allowing me to read this post...

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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

 

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." -Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

 

Baseball player Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters: "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."

 

Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 

Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye."

 

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

 

...not even getting into the Yogi Berra thing...

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