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Joke for the fellas


cantankerous

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Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

 

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

 

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

 

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

 

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

 

So, Here I am!"

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Her lesson: be careful what you wish for.

 

 

Husband to Doctor: Doc, my wife isn't well. I'm pretty sure it's either AIDS or amnesia.

Doc: "That's an easy one. Take her out for a long ride into the country and leave her there. If she finds her way home, don't fvck her!"

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