swede316 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Seeing all this craziness over health care and such...I wonder what I'd do as a candidate. What would my stance be as a congressman. Here are the major issues and where I stand in no particular order of importance...Where do you stand? Health Care: No to Dem's plan Abortion: Keep the same 2nd Amendment: No to Any bans, Allow Reciprocal carry permits Gay marriage: Allow Taxes: individual flat tax...10% to 15%..Not a range but a number Military: Strong as possible..F-22's, More Virginia class SSN's, counter China's area denial weaponry, increase special forces Economy: Lower Taxes for businesses, create a fair trade agreement that helps American business Illegal Immigration: It's ILLEGAL, treat it as such. No benefits period. Iraq: Draw it down Afghanistan: Surge it up...Employ every warfare method...Flamethrowers, FA bombs, Thermoberic weaponry. They are animals, treat them worse than you would a rabid dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 As far as I've been able to decipher, there is only one person in swede's world, thank God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 As far as I've been able to decipher, there is only one person in swede's world, thank God. Aw man I kinda liked it. He could run in Alaska on that platform and probably win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 a car in every pot and a chicken in every garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 a car in every pot and a chicken in every garage Well if that isn't the pot calling the Cadillac black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Lieutenant Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Afghanistan: Surge it up...Employ every warfare method...Flamethrowers, FA bombs, Thermoberic weaponry. Agreed. While Al-Qaeda camps in Tora Bora with their noob tubes, 3xFrags, and matrydom our troops need to be outfitted with Juggernaut, Stopping Power, and M16's with ACOG scopes......oh wait that's Call of Duty 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Agreed. While Al-Qaeda camps in Tora Bora with their noob tubes, 3xFrags, and matrydom our troops need to be outfitted with Juggernaut, Stopping Power, and M16's with ACOG scopes......oh wait that's Call of Duty 4. Isn't it Home in a Body Bag III? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Health Care: Establish weight standards for height and age, and the more you're above the standard, the more you pay. Affordable fitness programs and healthy food would be accessible to those who can't afford them. Abortion: Make it like the DH rule in baseball. Dems can get them, Repubs can't. Everyone else can get them for a fee that goes towards the health care initiative. 2nd Amendment: Allow everyone to own guns, provided they're the same model and type used when the Constitution was written. Gay marriage: Anyone getting a divorce has to serve 2 years mandatory service in a gay marriage before getting their freedom. Taxes: Everyone gets ownership of a part of some road or highway, and if you're willing to stand out there, you can collect taxes like in Monopoly. Military: Everyone has to enlist at 18 for 4 years. Then 4 years of college. Then the best become officers for the next 4 years. Then you're out. Economy: Musical chairs policy. After your military service, you can only keep a job for 4 years, then you have to leave for another job every 4 years. At some point before 40, everyone has to have worked as a manual laborer, a customer service provider (i.e. waitress), or a protector (police, fireman), so everyone appreciates how hard those jobs are. Plus it will keep people in better shape healthwise. Illegal Immigration: In exchange for stronger border enforcement by Mexico, we give Texas back to Mexico. Iraq: Find a strong leader, give him the job, and tell him it's his as long as he keeps a lid on the violence but respects everyone's human rights. Afghanistan: Anyone caught using illegal drugs is sent there for a year to replant the poppy fields with vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Health Care: Establish weight standards for height and age, and the more you're above the standard, the more you pay. Affordable fitness programs and healthy food would be accessible to those who can't afford them. What? Taking a walk and lettuce and grilled chicken are not accessible to poor people? Man, those people really do have it bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 2nd Amendment: Allow everyone to own guns, provided they're the same model and type used when the Constitution was written. Would the first amendment also only apply to commonly used words when the Constitution was written? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Would the first amendment also only apply to commonly used words when the Constitution was written? And religions. No more frickin' Mormons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Would the first amendment also only apply to commonly used words when the Constitution was written? What a crock of shyte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Aw man I kinda liked it. He could run in Alaska on that platform and probably win. Not real happy with the gay marriage part but otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 WordF are OK. Only quill penF may be uFed to commutate them however. And proper Fpelling and grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 And proper Fpelling and grammar [/quot Hey, I was interrupted while typing and deleted it. It was up for all of 5 seconds. Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 And religions. No more frickin' Mormons. According to Souh Park, they are the true religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 According to Souh Park, they are the true religion. dum-dum...dum-dum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 According to Souh Park, they are the true religion. Not the true religion, the right religion. Big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 As far as I've been able to decipher, there is only one person in swede's world, thank God. I see you are quick to crticize but what's Kelly's world like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I see you are quick to crticize but what's Kelly's world like? Ideally? Like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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