ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 I have too many words to say than Twitter will allow! Must fight urge to type crude jokes about Twitter!
Just Jack Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 Horoscope says don't change hairstyle. The only change I could do is shave it off.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 Going to lock a six pack of barges, about 9600 ton of cargo. Then I gotta turnback and get another northbound tow.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 Just took a dump. Passed the two whopper juniors from last night. Undigested sesame seeds told that tale.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 In the middle of a turnback. Gotta go back and get that pesky load of petro chemicals... Good thing the two fisherman made the last lock with the non-hazmat loads. Wait, somebody said: "Loose Lips Sink Ships"... Oh well, it is all on the internet anyway! Am I over my character limit?
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 You smell that? Do you smell that? Benzene, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the sweet smell of 2,800 bbls of benzene in the morning. You know, it smells like... CANCER!
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 U OK? Okay. eat sh--, gotta sh--. sh-- five times today.
/dev/null Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Okay. eat sh--, gotta sh--. sh-- five times today. if you sh-- five times a day, see a doctor. that's not healthy
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 if you sh-- five times a day, see a doctor. that's not healthy Nah, I know it's what I was eating yesterday, because usually I only sh-- twice a day.
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Went to Hall Of Fame Parade. Took lots of pictures
Magox Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 ssssuppp yall??? g.starr keepin it real. alla dem pruhtendaz cant front! Be champ a da last post thread B4 long Dog! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Um..... I think Twitter is back online, folks. Someone just stole my bike !
Booster4324 Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 I found the coolest bike. Some guy just left it.
The Dean Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 I found the coolest bike. Some guy just left it.
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 Gotta go poop, third one this morning. You smell that? Do you smell that? Benzene, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the sweet smell of 2,800 bbls of benzene in the morning. You know, it smells like... CANCER! Could these be related posts?
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