Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
Ye gods. Now I've seen everything. I still hate you, though. NEXT! :lol:

You hate me because I'm going to win the "Last Post" thread? :wallbash:

  • Replies 101
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
What exactly is bifidus regularis and how did Jamie Lee Curtis discover it?

 

Apparently, Jamie Lee curtis hasn't been able to reconstruct her colon like she did most of the rest of her body. I will admit, it sounds like some sort of tropical foot-fungus, does it not? NEXT!

Posted

Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon are filming a Rom-Com in the building where I did my ROTC drills ~ 20 years ago. WTF?

Posted
Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon are filming a Rom-Com in the building where I did my ROTC drills ~ 20 years ago. WTF?

 

 

WTF indeed! Reese Witherspoon is still employed in Hollywood? I mean, where's the justice in that when there are millions of other anorexics out there looking for work?!?! NEXT!

Posted
3.5 MPH. (No, I'm not getting into a Monty Python discussion.) NEXT!

 

Interestingly enough, it's the same number as the cords of wood that a woodchuck, chucks!!!! :wallbash:

 

Now for something completely different, if "she" sells seashells by the seashore, how much is "she" selling them for?

Posted
Interestingly enough, it's the same number as the cords of wood that a woodchuck, chucks!!!! :wallbash:

 

Now for something completely different, if "she" sells seashells by the seashore, how much is "she" selling them for?

 

 

$3.50 apiece. NEXT!

Posted
If you answer this one correctly, you sir are in fact truly amazing.

 

What kind of a name is Poon?

 

If I'm not mistaken it's from the Old Hindi for "snatch." NEXT!

Posted

Whatever happened to that JSP bastard? I heard a rumor that he lit out for Mexico after an incident with a border collie and a bunch of ecstasy, any truth to it? Course he was a prick, but he didn't seem all bad.

Posted
DC Tom, he was on the grassy knoll. NEXT!

I knew it!

 

Which weighs more? A pound of marbles or a pound of feathers?

Posted
Whatever happened to that JSP bastard? I heard a rumor that he lit out for Mexico after an incident with a border collie and a bunch of ecstasy, any truth to it? Course he was a prick, but he didn't seem all bad.

 

 

Yeah, he was a rat bastard, but all in all a decent human being. You're right. he was spotted a couple of months ago in Matamoros drinking Tequila and muttering something like "...Flutie you mullet-having midget bastard, you fumbled that ball...." NEXT!

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...