Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 DC Tom said: Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes? Said dances are more effective than the Bills' schemes. NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 AiO said: I heard they use the Bunny Hop as a team-building exercise.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 damj said: Why would you bury the survivors you heartless bastard!?! I hate you. NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Chef Jim said: Pickle juice. Yes or no? Can't make it without it! NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 If a woman said something in a forest, and there wasn't a man around to have to listen to it, did she actually say something?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 stuckincincy said: If a woman said something in a forest, and there wasn't a man around to have to listen to it, did she actually say something? You mean you actually listen to women? NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Why does a clock strike noon and midnight? What did they do to deserve this treatment?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 stuckincincy said: Why does a clock strike noon and midnight? What did they do to deserve this treatment? What are you? the founding member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Clocks? Get a digital! NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 damj said: What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow? 3.5 MPH. (No, I'm not getting into a Monty Python discussion.) NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Joe In Macungie said: What are you? the founding member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Clocks? Get a digital! NEXT! Stop ticking off the few remaining friends you have.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 stuckincincy said: Stop ticking off the few remaining friends you have. I'm sorry, did you have a question? NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 damj said: I'm thinking of a piece of silverware. What is it? Hrm. You're a Bills fan. OJ Simpson was a Bill. OJ used a knife to carve his wife up like a turkey. Ergo, you're thinking of a knife. NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Joe In Macungie said: Hrm. You're a Bills fan. OJ Simpson was a Bill. OJ used a knife to carve his wife up like a turkey. Ergo, you're thinking of a knife. NEXT! Close ... spork
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 damj said: Close ... spork I object. Sporks are made of plastic! NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Joe In Macungie said: I object. Sporks are made of plastic! NEXT! Sporks come in all materials ... Link
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 damj said: Sporks come in all materials ... Link Ye gods. Now I've seen everything. I still hate you, though. NEXT!
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 How many digits are to the right side of the decimal point of PI (TT)?
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