Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes? Said dances are more effective than the Bills' schemes. NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I heard they use the Bunny Hop as a team-building exercise.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Why would you bury the survivors you heartless bastard!?! I hate you. NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Pickle juice. Yes or no? Can't make it without it! NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 If a woman said something in a forest, and there wasn't a man around to have to listen to it, did she actually say something?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 If a woman said something in a forest, and there wasn't a man around to have to listen to it, did she actually say something? You mean you actually listen to women? NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Why does a clock strike noon and midnight? What did they do to deserve this treatment?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Why does a clock strike noon and midnight? What did they do to deserve this treatment? What are you? the founding member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Clocks? Get a digital! NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow? 3.5 MPH. (No, I'm not getting into a Monty Python discussion.) NEXT!
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 What are you? the founding member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Clocks? Get a digital! NEXT! Stop ticking off the few remaining friends you have.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Stop ticking off the few remaining friends you have. I'm sorry, did you have a question? NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 I'm thinking of a piece of silverware. What is it? Hrm. You're a Bills fan. OJ Simpson was a Bill. OJ used a knife to carve his wife up like a turkey. Ergo, you're thinking of a knife. NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Hrm. You're a Bills fan. OJ Simpson was a Bill. OJ used a knife to carve his wife up like a turkey. Ergo, you're thinking of a knife. NEXT! Close ... spork
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Close ... spork I object. Sporks are made of plastic! NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I object. Sporks are made of plastic! NEXT! Sporks come in all materials ... Link
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Sporks come in all materials ... Link Ye gods. Now I've seen everything. I still hate you, though. NEXT!
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 How many digits are to the right side of the decimal point of PI (TT)?
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