Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 How about this - if Skooby posts an intelligent quote in the woods will anyone on TSW hear it? Trick question. SKOOBY will never post anything intelligent. NEXT!
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 As a Bills fan living in a cruel world would you rather - tailgate at the Ralph before a Bill's loss to the Cheatriots* or complain after a Bills loss to the Fins in Toronto?
Dwight Drane Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, a hot tub, 2 Viagra, and a 40 of OE............in return for 3 months salary. Do you?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, a hot tub, 2 Viagra, and a 40 of OE............in return for 3 months salary. Do you? Is that a joke? Two middle-aged average-looking women, old man pills and ghetto juice? Give me the money. NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 As a Bills fan living in a cruel world would you rather - tailgate at the Ralph before a Bill's loss to the Cheatriots* or complain after a Bills loss to the Fins in Toronto? What is "The kind of choice that would make me drink Hemlock?" NEXT!
BuffaloBill Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 If Raphael Barr invites you into her bedroom for a hot session of "amore wrestling" but you forget your Viagara what do you do?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 If Raphael Barr invites you into her bedroom for a hot session of "amore wrestling" but you forget your Viagara what do you do? You azzclowns seem to have an obsession with Viagara. Why? NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Omega Man or I Am Legend?? Omega Man. NEXT!
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 When a Z- particle decays into a lepton-antilepton pair, is parity conserved or is it a chirial decay?
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 It's time to start a new thread: Ask Joe in Macungie. So, BRING IT. You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Is it true that the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about, after all?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 When a Z- particle decays into a lepton-antilepton pair, is parity conserved or is it a chirial decay? And you're married? It's a miracle! NEXT!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 You put your right hand in,You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Is it true that the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about, after all? Certainly better than some of the other options out there. NEXT!
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 An airplane full of Fench and Spanish citizens crashes right on the border between France and Spain. Where do you bury the survivors?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 An airplane full of Fench and Spanish citizens crashes right on the border between France and Spain. Where do you bury the survivors? Spain. I can't imagine anyone would want to have their corpse spend the rest of its existence in France. NEXT!
Bullpen Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes?
AiO Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Joe, are the Hokey Pokey and Chicken Dance annoying wedding songs, or Bills' blocking schemes?
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Spain. I can't imagine anyone would want to have their corpse spend the rest of its existence in France. NEXT! Why would you bury the survivors you heartless bastard!?!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3.5 cords. NEXT!
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