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Federal Judges have ordered California prisons to get to 137% of capacity in 45 days. That means that nearly 41,000 folks will be turned out on the streets. Should Arnold offer these folks a 1 way ticket to NYC?

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Joe, when you count your tupperware, do you drink some sort of fruity-ass drink with an umbrella in it too?

 

Strangely enough, I no longer use tupperware. NEXT!

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Federal Judges have ordered California to get to 137% of capacity in 45 days. That means that nearly 41,000 folks will be turned out on the streets. Should Arnold offer these folks a 1 way ticket to NYC?

 

Yes, if only for the sheer entertainment as they're bogged down at JFK as their given tickets to go elsewhere. NEXT!

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Have you stopped beating your wife?

 

 

I always liked, "Have you ever tasted a coc# sweeter than mine?"

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If you have to physically force a nerd to submit to a reticinal scan, how hard should you jam his eyeball against the scanner?

 

Hard enough that he also surrenders his lunch money. NEXT!

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