GG Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Of course it's not 1981, Reagan was President in August of '81.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I think this thread needs a gratuitous sub scene video:
Nanker Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 They came back because they heard "The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming" played over the weekend on cable.
Kevbeau Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 WOLVERINES! "The chair is against the wall...the chair is against the wall" "John has a long mustache...John has a long mustache." If the Russians invaded in '84 they wouldn't have had a prayer. Every boy in the country was ready & waiting.
X. Benedict Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 WOLVERINES! Shoot a Russian they usually say something like: "Comrade, I am dying." or "Comrade, this is big mistake, vee cannot vin. "
John Adams Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Shoot a Russian they usually say something like: "Comrade, I am dying." or "Comrade, this is big mistake, vee cannot vin. " You can't watch this trailer and not get fired up for Dwight Drane's doomsday predictions. Bring it ya Russian bitches. The American midwest is ready for you.
IDBillzFan Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 If the Russians invaded in '84 they wouldn't have had a prayer. Every boy in the country was ready & waiting. I remember watching that movie, and later lying on my top bunk bed with a knife, carving notches into the cross bar for every Rushkie I was going to kill. It felt good. Real good.
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 You can't watch this trailer and not get fired up for Dwight Drane's doomsday predictions. Bring it ya Russian bitches. The American midwest is ready for you. Makes me want to go out and invest in silver right now...
X. Benedict Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 You can't watch this trailer and not get fired up for Dwight Drane's doomsday predictions. Bring it ya Russian bitches. The American midwest is ready for you. So much to love about this. Shooting schoolkids, blowing up buses with RPG's, using your girlfriend as rape-bait in ambushes....... but most of all I love the pitches of the live hand grenades to your buddy so he your throw them in rapid succession because he's got that QB arm. If it happened in the 80's we'd all be Communists, but in today's scenario we'd have to live our lives as Petro-Oligarchists. Th upside : they support professional hockey and not a faux-amateur teams of professionals.
John Adams Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 So much to love about this. Shooting schoolkids, blowing up buses with RPG's, using your girlfriend as rape-bait in ambushes....... but most of all I love the pitches of the live hand grenades to your buddy so he your throw them in rapid succession because he's got that QB arm. If it happened in the 80's we'd all be Communists, but in today's scenario we'd have to live our lives as Petro-Oligarchists. Th upside : they support professional hockey and not a faux-amateur teams of professionals. I love a new -ist more than the next guy but "Petro-Oligarchists?" Turning this thread into a Red Dawn tribute is my happiest hijack ever. "Prologue/Opening Narration: Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone. "
Kevbeau Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I love a new -ist more than the next guy but "Petro-Oligarchists?" Turning this thread into a Red Dawn tribute is my happiest hijack ever. "Prologue/Opening Narration: Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone. " Furthering the Hijack Colonel: "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid." Robert: "Keeps me warm." Who thought C Thomas Howell could be such a badass?
Dwight Drane Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 If they remade the film today, there would have to be an IPhone App to kill Russians....because I can't see these kids figuring out Chineese handcuffs, let alone warding off WWIII.
John Adams Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 If they remade the film today, there would have to be an IPhone App to kill Russians....because I can't see these kids figuring out Chineese handcuffs, let alone warding off WWIII. Hey Michael Rood: Don't come back to your thread and piss on the thought of a Red Dawn remake. Didn't you see The Last Starfighter? Video games are going to put kids in the perfect position to kick some Russky Ass with a fleet of robot planes and hell, just plain robots. Hoo hah!
swede316 Posted August 6, 2009 Posted August 6, 2009 Oh and don't worry...If we know they're there, there's atleast one 688 or other sub tracking them at all times.
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