Buffalo Destroyers! Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faderphreak Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious They missed the boat on so many levels. Orlando could've been the Sentinels and had a great tie in with that waste of a newspaper. Who knows, maybe they tried it and the Slantinel told them "Hell No! We don't want a second rate product tie in to our second rate product" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Each team will unofficially tie itself to a pair of divisions in the National Football League. Orlando, for instance, will be allowed first rights to players who last played in the NFL for a team in the NFC South or AFC South Interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 the league hasn't even announced the names yet...looks like some jackass did the cool thing and did his own wiki update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Destroyers! Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 the league hasn't even announced the names yet...looks like some jackass did the cool thing and did his own wiki update. Doubt it, cause the Orlando sentinel is reporting it. But it is unofficial as of yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Yea, I heard they were the Las Vegas Losmans.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazie Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 the league hasn't even announced the names yet...looks like some jackass did the cool thing and did his own wiki update. The Frank Schlong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Yea, I heard they were the Las Vegas Losmans.... I heard they were the Las Vegas Loosemans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faderphreak Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Doubt it, cause the Orlando sentinel is reporting it. But it is unofficial as of yet. The Slantinel is about as reliable a source as wiki. Funny they made the same comment about the "Orlando Sentinels" being too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJ91 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo No wonder Lost-man signed with Las Vegas. They will be nic-named the "Locos". It seems to me this pathetic 4 team experiment was the brain-child of somebody "Mucho Loco"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ennjay Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Per the footnote: As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark. Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Per the footnote: As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark. Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus? sound like a really awful BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo Las Vegas Locomotives? How about the "Las Vegas Mafia", "Orlando Migrant Workers", "New York Eff yous buddy, right here!", "San Francisco Megasoreasses". Just my suggestions. Per the footnote: As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark. Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus? An Asian elephant. How that fits into Florida is beyond me. sound like a really awful BJ Edit: Changed name of SF team to make it more accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives? How about the "Las Vegas Mafia", "Orlando Migrant Workers", "New York Eff yous buddy, right here!", "San Francisco Saurasses". Just my suggestions. An Asian elephant. How that fits into Florida is beyond me. I would enthusiastically root for a team named the New York Eff Yous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 could they pick gayer names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 If Las Vegas is known for anything, its our locomotive. Great name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo I am pretty sure the UFL had a name the team contest. But i did not know the contest was only open to pre-schoolers, a Tusker?...really?.....im sure this board can come up with better names: Las Vegas Bandits Orlando Outlaws San Francisco Seals New York Gargoyles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Las Vegas Locomotives New York Sentinels Orlando Tuskers San Francisco Rockfish Wiki UFL It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo How about this: Las Vegas Vagrants New York Yanquis Orlando Mouseketeers San Francisco Treats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 My names... Las Vegas Posse ... Check Wiki for some LOL New York Centrals Orlando Orangemen San Francisco Golden Gators UFL is doomed to fail. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 My names... Las Vegas Posse ... Check Wiki for some LOL New York Centrals Orlando Orangemen San Francisco Golden Gators UFL is doomed to fail. B. I'd love to see it evolve into a minor league system for every team in the NFL. Ala baseball but just one backup team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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