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Las Vegas Locomotives

 

New York Sentinels

 

Orlando Tuskers

 

San Francisco Rockfish

 

Wiki UFL

 

It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious :devil:

 

They missed the boat on so many levels. Orlando could've been the Sentinels and had a great tie in with that waste of a newspaper. Who knows, maybe they tried it and the Slantinel told them "Hell No! We don't want a second rate product tie in to our second rate product" :devil:

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Each team will unofficially tie itself to a pair of divisions in the National Football League. Orlando, for instance, will be allowed first rights to players who last played in the NFL for a team in the NFC South or AFC South

 

Interesting!

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the league hasn't even announced the names yet...looks like some jackass did the cool thing and did his own wiki update.

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the league hasn't even announced the names yet...looks like some jackass did the cool thing and did his own wiki update.

The Frank Schlong

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Doubt it, cause the Orlando sentinel is reporting it. But it is unofficial as of yet.

 

 

The Slantinel is about as reliable a source as wiki. Funny they made the same comment about the "Orlando Sentinels" being too easy.

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Las Vegas Locomotives

 

New York Sentinels

 

Orlando Tuskers

 

San Francisco Rockfish

 

Wiki UFL

 

It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo :devil:

 

No wonder Lost-man signed with Las Vegas. They will be nic-named the "Locos".

 

It seems to me this pathetic 4 team experiment was the brain-child of somebody "Mucho Loco"!

:devil::devil::worthy::devil:

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Per the footnote:

 

As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov

 

This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark.

 

Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus?

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Per the footnote:

 

As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov

 

This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark.

 

Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus?

 

sound like a really awful BJ

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Las Vegas Locomotives

 

New York Sentinels

 

Orlando Tuskers

 

San Francisco Rockfish

 

Wiki UFL

 

It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo :w00t:

 

Las Vegas Locomotives? :thumbdown: How about the "Las Vegas Mafia", "Orlando Migrant Workers", "New York Eff yous buddy, right here!", "San Francisco Megasoreasses". Just my suggestions.

 

 

Per the footnote:

 

As per entries in the United States Patent and Trademark Office database, searchable under "United Football League" at USPTO.gov

 

This is legitimate, except per the USPTO the league also owns a "Florida Tuskers" mark.

 

Um . . . what's a "tusker"? Is the mascot an elephant? Or better yet a walrus?

 

An Asian elephant. How that fits into Florida is beyond me. :censored:

 

sound like a really awful BJ

 

:lol:

 

Edit: Changed name of SF team to make it more accurate.

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Las Vegas Locomotives? :thumbdown: How about the "Las Vegas Mafia", "Orlando Migrant Workers", "New York Eff yous buddy, right here!", "San Francisco Saurasses". Just my suggestions.

 

 

 

 

An Asian elephant. How that fits into Florida is beyond me. :censored:

 

 

 

:w00t:

 

I would enthusiastically root for a team named the New York Eff Yous.

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Las Vegas Locomotives

 

New York Sentinels

 

Orlando Tuskers

 

San Francisco Rockfish

 

Wiki UFL

 

It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo :censored:

I am pretty sure the UFL had a name the team contest. But i did not know the contest was only open to pre-schoolers, a Tusker?...really?.....im sure this board can come up with better names:

Las Vegas Bandits

Orlando Outlaws

San Francisco Seals

New York Gargoyles

 

 

 

:thumbdown:

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Las Vegas Locomotives

 

New York Sentinels

 

Orlando Tuskers

 

San Francisco Rockfish

 

Wiki UFL

 

It's currently unofficial but the names are pretty hilarious imo :thumbdown:

How about this:

 

Las Vegas Vagrants

 

New York Yanquis

 

Orlando Mouseketeers

 

San Francisco Treats

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My names...

 

Las Vegas Posse ... Check Wiki for some LOL

 

New York Centrals

 

Orlando Orangemen

 

San Francisco Golden Gators

 

UFL is doomed to fail.

 

B.

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My names...

 

Las Vegas Posse ... Check Wiki for some LOL

 

New York Centrals

 

Orlando Orangemen

 

San Francisco Golden Gators

 

UFL is doomed to fail.

 

B.

 

I'd love to see it evolve into a minor league system for every team in the NFL. Ala baseball but just one backup team. :thumbdown:

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