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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."

 

 

Yes. Well done! "We're painting the roses red!"

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For what? Being a screw-up, while junior is a pro football player?

 

Let he who has not threatened his father with a gun, cast the first stone.

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Let he who has not threatened his father with a gun, cast the first stone.

Remove "father" and insert "sperm donor." From what I've read, that's about the extent of dear ol' dad's involvement with junior.

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Remove "father" and insert "sperm donor." From what I've read, that's about the extent of dear ol' dad's involvement with junior.

 

From what I've read, black is white.

 

Raise your hand if you've threatened your dad with a gun...

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The same thing dear ol' dad did.

 

I missed that part. Hey, can't wait for another family reunion...Oh, wait, I'm out of bullets...

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