GoodBye Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Nope. But think of the wonderful life we would all have if a bunch of self-styled twerps all across the nation in the mid-60's didn't kum-by-ya amongst themselves and hatch laws decided that fences around a private property owner's lawn was unsightly. Think of it - no burned-out brown urine spots or dog crap defiling the property you work hard to maintain to be an asset to your community, no trash rolling around in the wind. Why are dog owners so disrespectful of other people's property, I ask you? I don't get that either. There's a guy in my neighborhood that let's his two dogs out every morning. Who's front yard do they pick to poop on?? Mine! Grr...and these aren't small dogs either so their poop piles are huge!
Steely Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 With apologies to our French Bills fans..... The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat 'available' was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn' t say a word; he just picked up the dog, tossed it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong B word out of the window. Will our buddy in France like this?
linksfiend Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 i used to meet Julie..at waterloo Station..every friday night Dammit. Beat me to it. Glad to see another Kinks fan on the board.
plenzmd1 Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Nope. Think of it - no burned-out brown urine spots or dog crap defiling the property you work hard to maintain to be an asset to your community, no trash rolling around in the wind. Your right Cinci...nice chain link fence in the front yard makes the neighborhood seem dam attractive
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Your right Cinci...nice chain link fence in the front yard makes the neighborhood seem dam attractive
stuckincincy Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 I don't get that either. There's a guy in my neighborhood that let's his two dogs out every morning. Who's front yard do they pick to poop on?? Mine! Grr...and these aren't small dogs either so their poop piles are huge! Yes. We has 3 dogs when I was growing up. I don't remember the first one because I was a tot. The 2nd, I remember. It was taken on a leash to the back or front yard when it made noises that there was business to be done. It was a large, light tan mutwe named Cindy It was walked, under the prevailing ruled. The rules being that when it was making the moves, you jerked the leash and put it out into the street. The dog didn't care - when it was done, it again displayed that mouth-open "duh" look characteristic of most all dogs. The tail wagged like before. The 3rd was a border collie variant of unknown parentage named Dutchess. The classic black/white coat. And the grerat personality charactistic of them. Wonderful dog for a household of kids. And the same treatment when she toured the town at the end of the leash. Nowadays, I see these "reel" leashes, that let their precious little ego extensions roam 10 feet in any direction.
Just Jack Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 I don't get that either. There's a guy in my neighborhood that let's his two dogs out every morning. Who's front yard do they pick to poop on?? Mine! Grr...and these aren't small dogs either so their poop piles are huge! Dog pooping preventers Your right Cinci...nice chain link fence in the front yard makes the neighborhood seem dam attractive With barbed wire on top, like my grandparents had. Nowadays, I see these "reel" leashes, that let their precious little ego extensions roam 10 feet in any direction. I've got one of those, but I keep my finger on the lock so if someone is walking towards us, or another dog is nearby, I can "reel" him back in.
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