Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me.
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. How are you going to liquidate his estate? You got someone tied up there?
The Poojer Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 are you sure its a gerbil? Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me.
Wooderson Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 are you sure its a gerbil? I think he knows exactly where the gerbil is... ...or maybe Richard Gere can show him.
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. Dude don't come here and threaten us, we will mess you up. Got it?
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Dude don't come here and threaten us, we will mess you up. Got it? Nice knowing you.
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Nice knowing you. Jimmy looks like a bit of a homo, I'm not worried. (and I have the password)
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Posted July 28, 2009 How are you going to liquidate his estate? You got someone tied up there? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay?
MarkAF43 Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay? I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night......
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night......
Lv-Bills Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night......
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay? No joke it was just a estate planning thing went over your head. And by the looks of your photo that would be what, anything over 5'2"?
BuffaloBill Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night......
BuffaloBill Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. I used to work with a guy that had the same last name as you .... are you related? Then again looks like your family tree doesn't have any branches.
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Posted July 28, 2009 Try this:Daeh sevig sgaps ymmij You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault?
Hazed and Amuzed Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault? Try dratasiznoyarc
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