Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Some people just find sheep so very attractive Like this guy 'Man bonks nativity sheep' O Come All Ewe Faithful ... sheep like this was allegedly attacked after appearing in nativity scene A MAN has been arrested after allegedly bonking a sheep which was part of a nativity scene in a funeral shop. Cops claim Joey Armstrong, 29, was caught after he broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the live festive display in Charleston, in the US state of West Virginia. He was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals and is in jail pending bail. It is understood he could also be charged with bestiality. OMG, this one is really umm... Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify Monday, July 30, 2007 A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify. The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress. Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex. 'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen. Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence. Or maybe him. Man arrested for sex with sheep Reuters April 05, 2007 01:27am A MAN has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep. The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said. “He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions,” spokeswoman Christine Klein said. The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine. I'm curious to see if the video hit Youtube but I really don't want to see it! BTW, is it really improper etiquette to use a sheepskin condom during sex with a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Purportedly, a ewe's vulva is the closest to a humans'. Discalimer: I HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IN THIS FIELD!! ..also heard that if you drop their hind legs down your cowboy boots, they can't escape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IN THIS FIELD!! Methinks thou dost protest too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Just so we're clear, the word "rape" doesn't appear anywhere in the articles. The men have been arrested for "having sex" with a sheep. May be they stuck it in sheep. I'm not saying that's not utterly deplorable, but people stick their dongs in weird things all the time. As far as I know, so long as it's within the privacy of your own home or funeral parlor... Now, have we all considered the mechanics of inserting one's penis into a sheep? It would damn hard. Impossible even, unless the sheep were dead, or willing. If he killed the sheep, then yes, throw the book at him. If he came home, found it had eaten a bowl of M & M's then bit it on the living room carpet, I honestly don't see what he's done that should be illegal. Totally perverse, disgusting, and depraved, no doubt, but so are most of the things The Big Cat finds on redtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Tennessee fella and western new york fella walking down a country road one night and come upon a sheep hung up on a fence. Tennessee fella says.."Stand here and watch this!" drops his drawers and has his way with the sheep. Turns to the Western New York fella and says "Now its your turn". Western New York fella drops his drawers....and bends over the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Tennessee fella and western new york fella walking down a country road one night and come upon a sheep hung up on a fence. Tennessee fella says.."Stand here and watch this!" drops his drawers and has his way with the sheep. Turns to the Western New York fella and says "Now its your turn". Western New York fella drops his drawers....and bends over the fence. Good one ... Tennessee fella and western new york fella are comparing photos of their families. Tennessee fella pulls out a family picture of Tennessee fella with his sister and his wife. Western New York fella asks him "Why is there only one woman in the photo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Good one ... Tennessee fella and western new york fella are comparing photos of their families. Tennessee fella pulls out a family picture of Tennessee fella with his sister and his wife. Western New York fella asks him "Why is there only one woman in the photo?" What has twenty six legs and fourteen teeth? The Tennessee Vol cheerleaders. Tennessee bar exam question "If a man and a woman get a divorce in Tennessee, are they still brother and sister?" Why do we know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee ? Anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Clearly none of you remember the alluring form of Dolly, replete in garter belt and stockings, from Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask." Gene Wilder never had a chance once he saw her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Clearly none of you remember the alluring form of Dolly, replete in garter belt and stockings, from Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask." Gene Wilder never had a chance once he saw her. Was that the Dolly Llama everyone talks about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Tennessee fella and western new york fella walking down a country road one night and come upon a sheep hung up on a fence. Tennessee fella says.."Stand here and watch this!" drops his drawers and has his way with the sheep. Turns to the Western New York fella and says "Now its your turn". Western New York fella drops his drawers....and bends over the fence. Clearly none of you remember the alluring form of Dolly, replete in garter belt and stockings, from Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask." Gene Wilder never had a chance once he saw her. Linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Apparently it gets awful cold and lonely during those Tennessee winters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 As opposed I guess to Western New York winters...where shrinkage makes the chickens look like more attractive partners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 As opposed I guess to Western New York winters...where shrinkage makes the chickens look like more attractive partners! And your point is?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Nice tight shitters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I saw an episode of MANswers on SpikeTV that said that the dugong (manatee-like sea creature) has female parts most like a human woman. I'm just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Nice tight shitters? Shitters Full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Guess what song just came up on Sirius Radio ... (Hint: Pink Floyd) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Guess what song just came up on Sirius Radio ... (Hint: Pink Floyd) Ummm, Sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ummm, Sheep? Kinda an easy one don't ya think? It just reminded me of this recent thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 What has twenty six legs and fourteen teeth? The Tennessee Vol cheerleaders. Tennessee bar exam question "If a man and a woman get a divorce in Tennessee, are they still brother and sister?" Why do we know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee ? Anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. What is the difference between a divorce and a tornado in Tennessee? There isn't one, either way, someone is losing a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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