evilcape Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 i CAN NOT stand dick Jauron always mummbling about the bills having " a chance" . "They’re a bright group, football smarts, they think the game and talk the game a lot. That gives us a CHANCE, but it won’t be easy,” says Jauron. This is the same idiot who has numberous unmemorable quotes. saying things like: "He had a high completion percentage and did a really nice job. So he needs to move forward from there and if he does that we’ll have a real CHANCE. I have a lot of faith in him and I believe rightly so because he’s performed.” Jauron is acting like to win a football game, you have a CHANCE. just like if you buy a powerball lottery ticket, you have a CHANCE. is winning an NFL game equaly difficult as winning the lottery for that man? doesn't he realise he has some say in the outcome of the *&^%ing game?!?!?!?!?
Fixxxer Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 "those players like working together" that one kills me. I don't know what the heck that means.
Cugalabanza Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Ya think one day there will be a book called Then Jauron Tentatively Mumbled to Edwards…?
kota Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 What else is he supposed to say? He isn't going to say anything negative or risk getting fined. He is asked the same dumb questions over and over. HOw many times can he be asked about TO's effect in the offense? Anyone consider that the constant posts on the subject is pretty much the equivalent of the subject matter? LOL
Lori Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Auuuugh ... nooooooooo ... "Well, we'd like to be undefeated, but we're not, so ..."
Lurker Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 "what an interesting day weather wise" Well, it's better than this thread...
Adam Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 I couldn't care less what a coach says. This is ridiculous..........I hope we here the sails out of the wind line for each of the next 20 years..........
Tcali Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 "those players like working together" that one kills me. I don't know what the heck that means. they were executing well in practice
The Senator Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 If you guys really want a quote machine, you want... Mike Leach "We're going to treat the next three games all dramatically differently, and there will be all kinds of interesting little twists and nuances that we'll do to each individual one to dignify it for its importance that exists in the overall scheme of the universe. There'll be dramatic differences, and throughout the course of that deal, I'll enjoy talking about it in length."
angrygnome Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 If you guys really want a quote machine, you want... Mike Leach "We're going to treat the next three games all dramatically differently, and there will be all kinds of interesting little twists and nuances that we'll do to each individual one to dignify it for its importance that exists in the overall scheme of the universe. There'll be dramatic differences, and throughout the course of that deal, I'll enjoy talking about it in length." Your relentless... I like that
Thurman#1 Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Seriously, who cares. Boring quotations have no correspondence to victories. I can name a lot of coaches who produced great quotes and few victories, and every cobination of the two factors has lots of examples. If we were winning, we would be laughing at what now irritates. The question is whether we finally have the personnel, the coaches and the systems to win. We'll see.
damj Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 i CAN NOT stand dick Jauron always mummbling about the bills having " a chance" . "They’re a bright group, football smarts, they think the game and talk the game a lot. That gives us a CHANCE, but it won’t be easy,” says Jauron. This is the same idiot who has numberous unmemorable quotes. saying things like: "He had a high completion percentage and did a really nice job. So he needs to move forward from there and if he does that we’ll have a real CHANCE. I have a lot of faith in him and I believe rightly so because he’s performed.” Jauron is acting like to win a football game, you have a CHANCE. just like if you buy a powerball lottery ticket, you have a CHANCE. is winning an NFL game equaly difficult as winning the lottery for that man? doesn't he realise he has some say in the outcome of the *&^%ing game?!?!?!?!? You had me at "i CAN NOT stand dick Jauron"
SuperKillerRobots Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Ya think one day there will be a book called Then Jauron Tentatively Mumbled to Edwards…? Only if we win the Super Bowl this year.
SuperKillerRobots Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Seriously, who cares. Boring quotations have no correspondence to victories. I can name a lot of coaches who produced great quotes and few victories, and every cobination of the two factors has lots of examples. If we were winning, we would be laughing at what now irritates. The question is whether we finally have the personnel, the coaches and the systems to win. We'll see. Exactly - every coach who speaks out in the media with "good" quotes ends up putting his foot in his mouth. I couldn't care if they never let DJ out of his office at OBD and had a recording of his bland quotes played on loop for the press conference. What really matters is what none of us fans will ever hear and that's how he talks to the players and coaches the players. Fans talk about how he doesn't seem to motivate the players, but again, how the hell do you know? I know my boss is a lot different in front of our team as opposed to being in front of a room full of people above her. I would expect the same thing with DJ. He just knows that what gets said in front of the media is basically meaningless, thus the meaningless drivel that comes out of his pressers.
The Senator Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Your relentless... I like that Here are a couple more: On tortilla throwing Tech fans in 2002... “At no level do I see where the Red Raider football team is responsible at all for any tortillas being thrown. We watch over them very carefully, and before they ever go on the field, we ensure that none of them have tortillas.” On Alabama... “I don't see a lot of weaknesses in the Alabama defense. They run just a basic good, old-fashioned defense, which they execute it real well. I think the strength of that team is the fact they don't have a lot of weaknesses.” And, hopefully, one we can say about our Bills... "This year's team could beat last year's team's ass."
Cookiemonster Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 Yeah, I really hate it when he tries to qualify everything. Just another example of his ultra conservatism.
Peter Griffin Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 "we just need to keep the game close, and hopefully will have a chance to win it with a field goal at the end."
Cookiemonster Posted July 24, 2009 Posted July 24, 2009 "we just need to keep the game close, and hopefully will have a chance to win it with a field goal at the end." That sums up his mentality perfectly!
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