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Dear ESPN,

 

As a Bills fan, I ask 2 things:

A) Please temper your pregame intro in regards to the Bills. I firmly believe it was your intro in week 3 last year that led to the deterioration of the Bills' season. You remember the one - with Spikes & Fletcher primal screaming all over the place... So leave McGahee out of it.

 

2) Please temper your ass-kissing of the Patriots. Just in general. Try.

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Jay Rubeo.

 

Feel free to add your own. :D

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In addition.....

 

This is small, but I don't like the implication of the link title on ESPNs football page.

 

Bills, McGahee blow past bruised Jets in Buffalo

 

This makes it sound like we played a beat up bunch of old injured men. The only injury I noticed was to Pennington (towards the end of the game) and as soon as he left, Carter came in and threw a TD in only a couple of plays!

 

So anyone who didn't watch the game probably assumes that half the good Jets players didn't play and we beat a bunch of scabs. NOT TRUE!!!

 

Thanks for the credit guys.

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Oh god...they are going to totally jinx McGahee since he's one of the better stories of the NFL this year (Next to Big Ben) and expect dozens of stories about him this week.

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You're probably right. Remember how they did that big Bills video montage for the Sunday night game against the Dolphins last year and then we got blown out of the stadium?

 

I'm not liking this.

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Dear ESPN,

 

As a Bills fan, I ask 2 things:

A) Please temper your pregame intro in regards to the Bills.  I firmly believe it was your intro in week 3 last year that led to the deterioration of the Bills' season.  You remember the one - with Spikes & Fletcher primal screaming all over the place...  So leave McGahee out of it.

 

2) Please temper your ass-kissing of the Patriots.  Just in general.  Try.

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Jay Rubeo.

 

Feel free to add your own.  :D

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Dear Jay Rubeo,

 

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: We, like the league office and the referees, LOVE the New England Patriots.

 

We thank you for your interest in ESPN. Once again, :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

 

ESPN

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Please hit Stewart Scott in the other eye with a football, making him lose that one, thus leaving him blind and unable to read the teleprompter. This should basically eliminate his chance of being employed by you any more, and would make me turn my TV from ESPNews back to ESPN.

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Dear ESPN,

Please consider getting rid of the fat guy with a bad comb over. Also...while escorting him out the door feel free to provide him with a bottle of shampoo and perhaps provide instruction on how to use.

Also...feel free to ship all of his ugly salmon and pink colored jackets, and ties to the nearest incinerator.

 

Kind Regards,

OTR

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Dear ESPN,

Please consider getting rid of the fat guy with a bad comb over.  Also...while escorting him out the door feel free to provide him with a bottle of shampoo and perhaps provide instruction on how to use.

Also...feel free to ship all of his ugly salmon and pink colored jackets, and ties to the nearest incinerator.

 

Kind Regards,

OTR

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I think you may be confused. They already got rid of Rush Limbaugh! :D

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Dear ESPN,

Please consider getting rid of the fat guy with a bad comb over.  Also...while escorting him out the door feel free to provide him with a bottle of shampoo and perhaps provide instruction on how to use.

Also...feel free to ship all of his ugly salmon and pink colored jackets, and ties to the nearest incinerator.

 

Kind Regards,

OTR

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Actually, Berman is the only one that likes the Bills and gives them their due!!

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