Wacka Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I won't comment on what that is suggestive of.... But I will take a moment to say RIP to Oscar Mayer, who died last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 At lest the weiner didn't spill his load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link So she stuck the weiner in the wrong way? Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. Poor thing, I bet she feels very pained about the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 So she stuck the weiner in the wrong way? Poor thing, I bet she feels very pained about the incident. They shouldda seen it coming, after she gave the house a reach-around. I tell ya, give a girl a strap on, and they become animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I tell ya, give a girl a strap on, and they become animals. I don't want to know how you know that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I don't want to know how you know that... I lived in SF for many years, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 A little more KY jelly and it might have fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 A little more KY jelly and it might have fit. She could at least have said "I love you" before jamming the wiener in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I guess she broke her cherry... "The driver — who Oscar Mayer said was a first-year wienermobile driver — was distraught, Nielsen said. “One was almost starting to cry,” he said. “She was getting emotional.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I guess she broke her cherry... "The driver — who Oscar Mayer said was a first-year wienermobile driver — was distraught, Nielsen said. “One was almost starting to cry,” he said. “She was getting emotional.” This sort of thing just writes itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 lol the garage door was too narrow and tight for the weinermobile..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 lol the garage door was too narrow and tight for the weinermobile..... My question is, was it the front garage door or the back garage door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 My question is, was it the front garage door or the back garage door? Click on Ed's head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I won't comment on what that is suggestive of.... But I will take a moment to say RIP to Oscar Mayer, who died last week. I didn't know Oscar Mayer had died. Did they bury him in a huge bun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 About six thousand inappropiate for this board comments and jokes come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 I guess she broke her cherry... "The driver — who Oscar Mayer said was a first-year wienermobile driver — was distraught, Nielsen said. “One was almost starting to cry,” he said. “She was getting emotional.” What lady wouldn't cry! She won't be riding the wiener any more! Booooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Ain't this the truth: What he saw and heard afterward from the two female Oscar Mayer employees, as well as the company’s account, was that the young women were on their way to a scheduled wienermobile appearance. They accidently found themselves on dead-end Kenilworth Avenue and pulled into the last driveway on the left to turn around. One got out to help guide her companion. Reminds me of a story my brother told me. He is a truck driver and one time found himself accidently in a residential section of Pittsburgh with his big rig (when he first started driving)... On a ONE-WAY street on a very steep hill with cars parked on both sides of the street. Somebody came out of one of the houses to help ground guide him which helped... He said he had to back down the whole hill (with the full load)... Totally almost freaking out, going slow, foot just trembling on the clutch... Anyway, he made it without wiping out a whole row of automobiles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 The only thing that could make this funnier is if it had hit a donut truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 The only thing that could make this funnier is if it had hit a donut truck! Or one loaded with buns. Kinda like the old drive-in previews where the hot dog and bun would dance around and the hot dog would "jump" into the bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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