Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Linky Nail Clipper Circumcision 2009 Reader Submission Pending Acceptance A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand." **Since he didn't castrate himself, it's worth at least an honorable mention. SOURCE: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/569...rcumcision.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Darwin fail. Its not that bad, I read it while eating lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 If you can attempt to gove yourself a circumcision, and you don't need to use AT LEAST a set of toe nail clippers, you have some bigger (actually smaller) issues in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Any discerning schizophrenic knows that the electric can opener is the preferred device for DIY home circumcisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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