damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 damj is the result of the deep end of gene pool created by these two. Yes, my brother, and sadly ... you came from the shallow end!
Steely Dan Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Yes, my brother, and sadly ... you came from the shallow end! Nice try, but we are so far removed genetically that Howler Monkeys are closer to your DNA profile.
damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Nice try, but we are so far removed genetically that Howler Monkeys are closer to your DNA profile. so .... that would make you gelatinous primordial muck?
damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 26 No ... it's 42 ... common mistake though, so Don't Panic
damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Your avatar is gross!! Actually ... you're right ... I just noticed the way the one side of the face jiggles as the saw cuts ...
Cugalabanza Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Well, there it is. I won the goddamm thing.
Booster4324 Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Well, there it is. I won the goddamm thing. Look, Lana falling in love with Beerball has convinced me anything is possible.
damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Look, Lana falling in love with Beerball has convinced me anything is possible. Quick ... get to Vegas ... bet all you own on the Sabres and Bills ... get there quick ... hell is currently freezing over.
Cugalabanza Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Look, Lana falling in love with Beerball has convinced me anything is possible. Wow, I guessed I missed that. I think dozed off and missed 1,100 posts or so. Anyway, I find it encouraging. Way to go Beerball. I consider it a victory for frivolous smartass jerks everywhere!
damj Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Wow, I guessed I missed that. I think dozed off and missed 1,100 posts or so. Anyway, I find it encouraging. Way to go Beerball. I consider it a victory for frivolous smartass jerks everywhere! Well there is no victory here for you ...
Booster4324 Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Wow, I guessed I missed that. I think dozed off and missed 1,100 posts or so. Anyway, I find it encouraging. Way to go Beerball. I consider it a victory for frivolous smartass jerks everywhere! Agreed! Here is to Beerball.
Steely Dan Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Look, Lana falling in love with Beerball has convinced me anything is possible. When Pigs Fly.
Beerball Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Wow, I guessed I missed that. I think dozed off and missed 1,100 posts or so. Anyway, I find it encouraging. Way to go Beerball. I consider it a victory for frivolous smartass jerks everywhere! Wow, the feelings of jealousy are so thick I can barely breath. Regarding your jerk comment...I know you are but what am I?
Beerball Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 You all should have been drowned at birth. Some of us were. Sorry, I'm a day late with the Paver update. Here was our status as of last week: I bought a cup of coffee and needed some spare change (guy was pissed at the Canadian coin, let's keep it US tender) so our grand totatl now sits at -$0.23. Since then: As of this moment we have received one Kiwi dollar, one French Cruller, two turtledoves and a certificate for a free back waxing. Does anyone have access to currency exchange rates so that we can get our running total?
Cugalabanza Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Wow, the feelings of jealousy are so thick I can barely breath. Regarding your jerk comment...I know you are but what am I? What the hell are you talking about? "Frivolous smartass jerk" is the absolute highest praise I have to offer. These are the things I value and what I aspire to be.
Beerball Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 What the hell are you talking about? "Frivolous smartass jerk" is the absolute highest praise I have to offer. These are the things I value and what I aspire to be. Keep trying bucko but you'll never achieve jerky jerk status!
Cugalabanza Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Keep trying bucko but you'll never achieve jerky jerk status! Bucko? What are you, Richie Cunningham all of a sudden? Maybe you should SIT ON IT!
Steely Dan Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Wow, the feelings of jealousy are so thick I can barely breath. Regarding your jerk comment...I know you are but what am I? Dude Lana's playing you for a fool. Like anybody, in their right mind, would swoon over you. Jackass! Keep trying bucko but you'll never achieve jerky jerk status! I'm sure he's jerky jerked a lot. Just sayin. Anyhoo, Lana loves me so much she draws attention away from me on the main board by making fun of you and sends me mushy love ya' emails. She's an animal.
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