Just Jack Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 How many girlfriends do you go through a year? Not even close to your average. it's more like how many years between gfs for me.
boyst Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 Not even close to your average. it's more like how many years between gfs for me. Sorry 'brah.
mead107 Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 Jack, I am doing some work for a very rich 80 year old. I could put in a good word for you.
Just Jack Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 Jack, I am doing some work for a very rich 80 year old. I could put in a good word for you. Is she bed ridden and about to die? Any children that would cause problems when she leaves everything in the will to me? Have I won yet? No, sorry. No Zombie Jesus Day miracle for you.
Nanker Posted April 8, 2012 Posted April 8, 2012 youtube.com/watch?v=s_1DQi_P9MI&feature=channel use tihs to enjoy the rest of your day Ah! A little Beethoven. What's not to like about that? Pretty good for Easter too. Ah, 'tis Spring!
mead107 Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Have to be at work at 7 for OSHA training. this morning.
Cugalabanza Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Have to be at work at 7 for OSHA training. this morning. It’s about time. You’ve been flaunting your reckless disregard of safety regulations for far too long now. I don’t know how many posters have been injured because of your carelessness. I hope you get the help you need so you can be in compliance.
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 It’s about time. You’ve been flaunting your reckless disregard of safety regulations for far too long now. I don’t know how many posters have been injured because of your carelessness. I hope you get the help you need so you can be in compliance. I was just last week, I sprained my brain trying to figure out what he was saying in one post. I think he was drunk posting again.
Cugalabanza Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 I almost broke my neck when I tripped over a non-sequitur he left lying there right in the middle of the page.
Captain Hindsight Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Stressful week at the office. Gotta get into a grad program too. Being an adult sucks
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Stressful week at the office. Gotta get into a grad program too. Being an adult sucks Oh don't worry, it gets easier after 30. We'll let you know the secret adult handshake and rules then.
Captain Hindsight Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Oh don't worry, it gets easier after 30. We'll let you know the secret adult handshake and rules then. Secret adult handshake? Jack I've been a loyal poster for years, maybe you could let me in on the secret
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Secret adult handshake? Jack I've been a loyal poster for years, maybe you could let me in on the secret No, sorry. You need to do your time in stressville first. If I (or anyone here) were to let you in on the secrets, we'd be kicked out of easy street and be put back in Hooverville.
mead107 Posted April 9, 2012 Posted April 9, 2012 Stressful week at the office. Gotta get into a grad program too. Being an adult sucks Just drink a little more. I like this day working. I don't have to stop drinking wine at 7.
Captain Hindsight Posted April 10, 2012 Posted April 10, 2012 No, sorry. You need to do your time in stressville first. If I (or anyone here) were to let you in on the secrets, we'd be kicked out of easy street and be put back in Hooverville. Thats a fairly accurate description of my living situation at the moment. 10,000 a year doesn't buy what it used to
mead107 Posted April 10, 2012 Posted April 10, 2012 I better go to bed so I can get up in the morning.
Captain Hindsight Posted April 10, 2012 Posted April 10, 2012 I better go to bed so I can get up in the morning. Have you had your wine yet?
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